Two cops, one big and muscled and one VERY big and muscled, guns drawn but pointed down.
“Thanks for coming, guys,” I said. “I’m the cop that called you.”
“Can you prove it?” Big said.
That’s when I realized I was naked. Not that the cops would much care; we see that kind of thing all the time.
“I don’t seem to have my badge on me at the moment, but we can go upstairs and get it after you guys clear the downstairs.”
“Jesus Christ,” Very Big muttered as he looked over my shoulder. I turned to follow his gaze and saw Dawn and Mary Beth coming down the stairs. Neither one of them had taken the time to put anything on.
“Dawn, Sweetie, can you please go back upstairs and bring down my badge? It’s on the nightstand that the Glock was in.”
“Don’t bother, I know him,” said a female voice. Two more cops, a man and a woman, walked in from the kitchen. The woman looked me over and grinned.
“Hi there Johnny,” she said. “Nice to… see you.”
“Hello, Jen,” I said. “Sorry about the nudity. We were upstairs in bed when I heard them break the window.”
Jen looked at the two beautiful naked girls standing on the stairway and then back at me, still grinning. “Lucky bastard,” she said.
I grinned back at her. “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. The upstairs is clear, by the way.” Everyone holstered their weapons.
Big said, “We’re going to take a walk around the outside of the house and see what we can find. C’mon, partner.” Very Big, still staring at my women, ignored him. “Hey,” Big said, snapping his fingers in front of his partner’s face. That got his attention. They both pulled out flashlights and walked away.
“Wanna tell us what happened, Johnny?” Jen said.
“Yeah. We’ll go put some clothes on first.”
“Don’t bother,” she said. “I’m thoroughly enjoying this and by the looks of my partner here, so is he.”
He was staring at me, not at the girls. “You’re in really good shape,” he said.
Jen grinned at me again. “Gay as can be,” she said.
“Okay,” I said. “I’m a household nudist so it doesn’t bother me. Mary Beth, would you mind making a pot of coffee for the troops?”
“Sure, Sweetie,” she said, and padded into the kitchen. I heard another “Jesus Christ” from a male voice and figured that the other cops were examining the broken kitchen window. Dawn came over to me and we all sat down.
“We were upstairs in bed asleep,” I started.
“All in the same bed?” Jen said.
“Is that relevant?” I said.
She grinned. “It is to me,” she said. “You guys all smell like sex.”
“Yes, all in the same bed,” I said. I told her what had woken me and my actions after that. Mary Beth brought us coffee and sat down next to Dawn.
“It could have been a routine burglary, but it could have been something else. You know who my brother was?”
Jen nodded. “Everyone knows,” she said, meaning everyone on the force. She looked at Dawn and I saw that she had put it together. “Wait a minute… she’s your niece?” She stared at me.
With a straight face I said, “Mary Beth is my girlfriend. Dawn was in bed with us for warmth.”
She stared at me some more, then said, “R i i i i ight. So… You think they came back for her?”
“It’s possible,” I said. “The safe thing is to assume it’s true and be prepared for it.”
Dawn shivered next to me and Mary Beth and I both put our arms around her.
“What are you going to do?” Jen said.
“I’m going to take some leave and keep Dawn close until Meyer solves my brother’s murder,” I said. “I mean, we know who did it but we don’t have any evidence to go to the D. A. with. The cartel doesn’t want Dawn. The local killers want her because they’re worried she was there and saw their faces. Once they go down, she’s safe.”
“Sounds reasonable,” she said, standing up. “Well, I’ve got to go write all this up. Don’t worry, I’ll leave out the juicy bits.” She grinned at me. “Congratulations on your little harem here. I’m sorry you’re off the market, though; I was considering making a run at you myself.”
Dawn and Mary Beth looked at each other for a moment and then both nodded. “Who says you can’t?” said Mary Beth. “We’re good sharers. If Johnny’s up for it, why don’t you come over for dinner tonight as a ‘Thank you’ for coming to our rescue this morning?”
Jen’s jaw dropped. She was speechless for several moments, then a small grin grew on her face. “I might just do that,” she said.
“Great,” said Mary Beth. “I’m a lesbian. Any chance you enjoy sex with women?”
Jen was speechless again.
Mary Beth smiled sweetly. “I’m sorry, was that a little forward?”
Jen looked at her partner, who was looking hopefully at me.
“Sorry,” I said. “Straight as a board.” I stood up and hugged Jen. “Thanks again for coming out today, Jen. And you’re welcome to come for dinner but there’s no pressure about that or anything else. I know this arrangement must seem kind of weird.”
“Weird, yes,” she said. “But also intriguing.” Her hands moved onto my ass and gave it a little squeeze.
My cock began to rise up against her body. When she felt it she backed away a couple of steps and looked down at it as it rose to full mast.
“Very intriguing,” she said. “What time is dinner?”