Ian’s p. o. v
“What the hell is this?” I asked when I lifted a bottle of wine.
“That’s wine.” Uncle answered as I chuckled softly.
I could read and tell it was, but that wasn’t why I was asking.
“You know I’m not illiterate, I can read and tell that it is wine.” I answered simply.
“Then what exactly are you asking?” He asked while he grabbed a pack of beer and put it in the shopping trolley.
“I mean look at it’s shape, why the fuck does this bottle have women boobs.” I asked seriously.
He looked at me for a minute without blinking then burst out in laughter.
I frowned and kept quiet watching him laugh his lungs out.
“You don’t have to laugh so hard about it.” I whispered softly then moved and put back the wine bottle where it was.
“Oh my goodness Ian, those aren’t boobs, they look nothing like them!. The caption below the name even reads, “Drink like a Champion.” Those are two little balls.” He said as I glared at him.
“Breasts,” I argued.
“No, balls.” He responded.
“Boobs.” I said this time with emphasis.
“Balls Ian.” He said loudly as his voice echoed throughout the entire store.
He quickly covered his mouth as I laughed at him.
A few pack members who were shopping looked at him in shock while some had uncomfortable expressions on their faces.
“I apologize to everyone. I didn’t mean literally balls when I said balls. You know, it’s not the balls that are attached to a cock.” He said as I hit my cheek trying to hold myself back from laughing like crazy.
“Ian, you are not helping.” He whispered, then looked around and continued.
“When I say cock, I don’t mean a male chicken or …. what are they called… aha, a roaster. I mean, you know… That thing that hangs between a man’s legs.” He said as I stumbled and grabbed ahold of the shelves laughing so hard.
“We get it Beta, so please stop saying this out loud. There are kids in here!” An elderly she-wolf yelled on top of her voice.
“Let him keep talking grandma, I’ve already gone live on I. G (Instagram).” He said as I quickly stopped laughing and composed myself.
“That’s enough recording, little guy.” I warned him.
I didn’t want to see myself on some funny crazy video.
He quickly shoved the phone in his pocket and gave a low bow.
“Now everyone, please act as if you heard and saw nothing. Do carry on with whatever you are doing.” I ordered as they all went back to doing just that.
When I looked at Uncle, I found him glaring at me.
“What, I helped your ass.” I spat then walked past him as he followed behind.
“You didn’t because you are the same person that put me in this messy situation to begin with.” He answered.
“I did no such thing. You should have just agreed with me, you know.” I pointed out.
“I guess you are right.” He answered in a whisper.
I turned and seriously faced him.
“Don’t be sad or disappointed with yourself, after all It was a fun moment and you will now be an internet theme.” I said with a light laugh.
He punched my shoulder lightly then smiled.
“I’m going to be a celebrity so be careful with how you speak to me.” He answered playfully.
“I got it uncle.” I whispered with a wide smile.
“By the way Ian, stop calling me that it gives me shivers in a bad way. I’m used to you calling me Beta. If you don’t want that, then call me Leomord.” He said.
“Sure thing Beta.” I answered then walked to the till counter with him.
“Aren’t we forgetting something?” I asked seriously.
“I don’t think so. We got whiskey, vodka, beers, champagne and ciders. We also got wine, both alcoholic and none alcoholic, Rum, gin, tequila, Brandy and spirits.” He answered.
“Shouldn’t we add on fruits for making punch, perhaps decorations and presents?” I asked in concern.
“Nope, decorations are already there and fruits are more than enough on that side. As for the presents, just give her money.” He answered.
“Oh, speaking of money I have to pay for those huh.” I whispered softly then pulled out my wallet from my pocket and grabbed my black card handing it to him.
I glanced behind and noticed how everyone was waiting from afar for us to step away from the till counter.
“Leomord, do they know about me?” I asked in a low tone.
“Yes, immediately you said you were going with me, some warriors made calls to inform everyone about it.” He answered.
“I see. Then I’ll be outside waiting for you.” I whispered then walked out of the store.
I could tell how they didn’t want to show any disrespect to me. It was obvious everyone knew about aurora by now. If the late Alpha was ruthless, then they were scared to act up in front of me because Aurora came off as worse when in truth was the kindest and sweetest leader there was.
I went to the car and stood leaning against it.
“Why didn’t you get something nice for our mate?” Axel asked.
“Well because that’s not a jewelry store.” I answered calmly.
“You know she loves ice cream and cake.” He said as I stood upright.
He really was more attentive than I was.
I knew she ate them regularly, but I had no idea she loved them.
“Fuck. So I have to go back?” I asked him silently.
“Yes and while you at it, get her some savory snacks and fruit, she loves those too.” He answered, making me sulk.
How the fuck was he too attentive!. I was feeling like a loser who didn’t pay much attention to his own pregnant mate.
“Jeez, you should be the one doing the shopping.” I said softly.
“Okay, leave it to me.” He answered and then took over.
I watched as he walked back into the store with a smile on his face.
We truly were different, but at the same time the same.