She held it up in her hands and looked at it like she was buying a cucumber. “It’s a little bigger than this,” she said.
Marie was staring at her open-mouthed. “Your husband is THAT big?”
“That’s big?” Kelly asked.
“Honey, you have no idea what a lucky girl you are!”
Kelly handed Marie the fake penis and shrugged. “Well, I knew he was big, but I didn’t think he was above average.”
“Sweetie, this is at least 8 inches. Most men would kill to be this big.”
“Really?”
Marie chuckled and shook her head. “The things I could do with this baby,” she said with a smile.
“Hey…” Kelly warned.
Marie giggled and held up the dildo. “Okay, so the first thing to know about giving a blowjob is that it’s named the exact opposite of what you’re supposed to do.”
Kelly nodded. “Then why is it called a blowjob?”
Marie shook her head. “I have no idea, but it should be called a suck job. I guess blowjob sounds better. It probably has something to do with the way we look doing it. Now, would you like to Google the answer or can we get on to the cock sucking lessons.”
She held the dildo up and offered it to Kelly.
Kelly took it hesitantly and looked expectantly at her. “What do you want me to do with it?”
“Well, show me your technique so I can help you,” she replied.
“What? No! I was just looking for some pointers!”
“Kelly…” Marie sighed.
“Marie, I’m not going to stick something that’s been in you in my mouth!”
“Oh Kelly stop, I washed it and besides, how do you expect me to know what you’re doing wrong?”
Kelly sighed and shook her head.
“I can’t help you if you won’t let me,” Marie said eventually.
Kelly shook her head. “Why don’t you just show me how you do it.”
Marie shrugged and put the dildo to her lips.
“Well, first you have to cover your teeth with your lips.”
Kelly nodded. “I know that much.”
“No man wants to have bite marks on his dick, at least Duncan probably doesn’t.”
“Wait, there are men that like to have their dicks bitten?” Kelly asked.
Marie shrugged. “I wouldn’t say bitten, but a rough blowjob can involve teeth. No, actually I take that back, there are some men that enjoy a good bite. The penis itself is pretty tough, it’s the balls that are the sensitive area.”
Kelly shook her head in disbelief.
“Like I was saying, cover your teeth with your lips, like so.” She showed Kelly what she was talking about, making an O with her lips and hiding her teeth. “Next, don’t be afraid to be nice and sloppy.”
Kelly nodded and watched as her friend brought the dildo to her lips and pushed it inside and then pulled it out, her lips making a soft popping sound.
“You see how I was sucking and not blowing?”
She nodded again and watched as her friend pushed the dildo in again.
“I mean, it’s pretty easy to give a blowjob, but difficult to give one really well. The next step is to focus on the main part. Most men are very sensitive at the tip. The shaft feels good too, but the tip is where most of the nerve endings are. You can also do what’s called a head job and just suck on the tip, using your hand to stroke the rest of his cock.”
She demonstrated, leaving her lips perched on the end of the dildo and her other hand moving back and forth along the length.
“See?” she asked, pulling it from her mouth.
Kelly nodded.
“Once you get this down, we can move to harder topics like deep-throating.”
“Well Marie, I’m not going to be entering any contests, I just want to be able to pleasure my husband.”
Marie nodded. “I know honey, but there’s few things that give a man more pleasure than a girl that can deep-throat, especially if your husband is packing the meat you claim he is.”
Kelly rolled her eyes.
“Okay,” Marie said, offering her the dildo after she wiped it off on a towel. “Lets see what you got.”
Sighing, Kelly reluctantly took the offered toy and looked at it. “I told you he was a little bigger than this, by the way.”
Marie smiled. “Like I said, you’re a very lucky woman.”
Kelly rolled it around her hand for a second and then lifted it up to her face, but she saw Marie staring at her and blushed.
“Honey, I thought red-headed girls were supposed to be wild. Close your eyes if you’re getting embarrassed.”
Kelly liked that idea and shut her eyelids. She rolled the dildo around in her hands a little and then brought it up to her lips. Gently she opened her mouth and pushed the tip in.
“Okay, now suck gently.”
She did so and felt the dildo go deeper. She popped it out of her mouth and opened her eyes.
“Like that?”
Marie nodded. “Yeah, you just need to practice more, and remember to keep sucking.”
“Well, I don’t want to hurt him.”
“You won’t hurt him, trust me,” Marie told her. “You can suck as hard as possible and he’d probably enjoy it.”
“Really?” Kelly asked.
“Mmhmm,” Marie nodded. “Now try again.”
Kelly closed her eyes and pushed the dildo into her mouth.
“Now go a little bit deeper,” she heard Marie say.
Kelly continued to suck, and pushed the device deeper but got carried away and began to cough, spitting the dildo out and turning red.
“Like I said, honey, you’re going to need to practice. Why don’t you take that one with you?”
“I don’t know, Marie. I don’t want to have to hide this from Duncan. I’ll come over another day and practice here. I’ll work with what I know on him.”
“You know, I could always come and just show you how to suck his dick for you,” Marie said with a playful smile.
Kelly shook her head. “I think this will work just fine, Marie,” and shoved the dildo in her purse.
Marie shrugged, “Just throwing that out there. I’ll see you tomorrow, girl.”
Kelly nodded and stood. “Have fun with all your friends here,” she said as she glanced down at the impressive array of dildos.
Marie smiled and hugged her. “Call me if you have any questions.”