Lily: “Jenny’s a pretty controversial pick for the team. She actually competed for Hong Kong at an amateur level before she moved to London to become a naturalised British citizen. But she’s one of the best arsers in the world. You can see her lubing her arsehole up right now, getting ready to go. I mentioned how tight Amanda’s pussy is, well Jenny’s anus has to be felt to be believed. I visited the Olympic village yesterday to say hello to the team and Jenny invited me to slide a finger up her to check out her form. It was like a vice! And the things she can do with her sphincter are incredible. She’ll be a great alternative to Amanda when play hots up.”
Roger: “And she’s lovely too, Lily.”
Lily: “Yes that’s right, Roger. She’s little short for an arser at 5′ 2″ but her shiny black hair, gorgeous almond eyes and 34EE breasts make her hotter than a volcano.”
Roger: “She doesn’t look too short to me, Lily, in those high heels.”
Lily: “Remember, Roger, that shaggers and arsors tend to mount Punters as they sit on the Banging Couch. A little extra height means that their breasts are at face level while they grind which can be very distracting to the Punter. You’ll see also that the rest of the team have big tits too as opposed to the suckers whose boobs don’t tend to get into his field of vision too much.”
Roger; “Of course, Lily. And even I recognise this next young woman: it’s Katy Fletcher-Hampton, the British team captain.”
Lily: “That’s right, Roger. Katy is a generalist in that she’s a great Tonguian and Reamist but can also manipulate extremely skilfully. She’s 5′ 9″, with red hair, green eyes, big but firm 34F breasts and a figure to die for. The petite brunette next to her is Catherine Clark, who’s a specialist Reamist. Tonguians use their mouths on every other area of the Punter’s body apart from his actual genitalia, in which the suckers specialise, and the anus which is where Catherine comes in. The skills required for the two are similar but not every girl dreams of sticking her tongue up a man’s butt so it’s sometimes a difficult position to get right. GB is lucky in having the 5’5″ 34D Catherine, who is amazingly enthusiastic about her work.”
Roger: “A plucky lady, Lily. And who’s that ravishing young lady who’s bending over in front of the Thai Punter, showing him her open wet pussy while she fingers it lasciviously?”
Lily: “That, Roger, is Vicky Fox, the GB manipulator. As you can see Vicky is beyond gorgeous: blonde, blue eyes and the best body I have ever ever seen. She’s 6′ 1″ tall, her breasts are a gravity defying 32G and her legs are endless. She’ll be called in later in the play to use her practiced hands to finish Chanarong off and to use her astounding body to drive him crazy with desire.”
Roger: “She’s a real stunner, Lily. So the girls are all naked now except for stockings and stilettos. What happens next?”
Lily: “Well, Roger, as you can see, Jenny and Vicky have stepped back and are indulging in some heavy lesbian petting while they finger each other’s pussies and bums. While they’re substitutes they can indulge in whatever degraded act they wish just as long as they’re not using any tools or toys and they don’t touch the Punter. As you can see they really know how to put on a show.”
Roger: “Oh, my god, Lily. That’s amazingly tasty. So Britain is going to start in the 2-1-2 formation you mentioned earlier?”
Lily: “That’s right, Roger. As you can see the two Suckers are on their knees in front of Chanarong, licking their lips, ready to go, whilst Amanda Kenny, the Shagger, and Catherine Clark, the Reamist are getting into place. That means that Katy Fletcher-Hampton will be Tonguing. And there goes the hooter! We’re off!”
Roger: “My word those girls are fit and flexible, Lily. They’re in some amazing positions!”
Lily: “They certainly are, Roger. This is a very physical sport. And a young woman’s game too. Katy is the veteran in the side at 26. In fact the rest of the British team are all in their early-twenties. I feel quite ancient compared to them at the age of 29!”
Roger: “Oh no, Lily. You’re as gorgeous as any of them! Your body is astoundingly lovely.”
Lily: “Oh, Roger, you’re so kind. I have kept my figure quite well but my breasts aren’t what they used to be.”
Roger: “They look stunning to me, Lily.”
Lily: “Oh, Roger, that’s really kind, But, here, let me get them out for you to feel of them. See, they’re not as firm as they used to be and they sag a touch.”
Roger: “Oh, fuck, Lily. They feel unbelievable to me!”
Lily: “Thanks, Roger. I think you’d best stop fondling my enormous breasts and tweaking my perky pink nipples now because the action’s underway. You can see that the girls have pulled Chanarong down a little off the couch a little so that Catherine Clark can get access to his arse with her snakelike tongue. The Punter is not allowed to resist anything the girls do to him but of course he doesn’t have to help them in any way either. Amanda Kenny is rubbing her huge sexy boobs over his face, her hard nipples sliding across his closed mouth whilst the two suckers get down to some serious licking as does Katy who’s working intensely on his nipples. Come on, girls!”
Roger: “Oh, wow. I can’t believe Chanarong isn’t as hard as a rod, Lily! How can he resist all those tongues and tits? He can get hard, can’t he? I mean, what if he’s impotent?”
Lily: “Don’t worry, Roger, that’s just not possible. Yesterday, at the Suck-Off he’ll have been put through his paces by the judges.”
Roger: “The Suck-Off, Lily? I’ve heard of that. Isn’t it a bit like a boxing weigh-in?”
Lily: “That’s right, Roger. Except that Chanarong was fellated by two of the independent female judges, both of whom incidentally are ex-competitors themselves, to make sure that he can get an erection and that he is able to ejaculate. I’m pleased to say both he and Arthur Coombes, the British Punter, passed with flying colours, both of them spunking generously in a judge’s mouth within the two hour limit. They will also, of course, be drug tested to ensure no arousal inhibitors have been used.”
Roger: “Oh, boy. Lily, I can’t believe the self-control that Chanarong is exhibiting. I mean, if I were him, I’m sure I’d have come already!”
Lily: “I know it’s every man’s dream job but it’s really difficult being a successful Punter. Both Chanarong and Arthur spent hours training, having their cocks sucked, fucked and wanked by a succession of gorgeous young women including, of course, their own teams. As for during sex, Chanarong goes into a meditative trance whilst Coombes is said to recite the starting line-ups of every post-war FA Cup finalist to provide distraction. And you have to remember these girls aren’t exactly your average cocksuckers either. Their mouths have to be experienced to be believed. I mean if I were to unzip your flies right now and take out that erection you’ve had for the last ten minutes before kneeling down in front of you and kissing your cock with my moist red lips and licking it with my slick agile tongue prior to sucking you into my warm wet mouth… Well, Roger. Let’s just say you’d come in seconds.”
Roger: “Wow. Really?”
Lily: “Oh, yeah, Roger. Here let me do it for you right now. It’ll help you concentrate a bit more on the commentary rather than on my full heavy breasts.”
Roger: “Oh, my god, Lily! Oh shit. Oh fuck, yes! Yes! Yes! Oh I can’t believe this happening. I’m coming!”
Lily: “Mmmm. That was nice, Roger. See. Seconds.”
Roger: “…”
Lily: “Are you OK, Roger?”
Roger: “Yes, sorry. I’m fine now, Lily. That was the single most amazing that has ever happened to me. Wow. Thank you.”
Lily: “No problem, Roger. Now that I’ve stopped competing, I usually charge 1, 000 for head, but I just wanted you to understand how good those girls are out there and how difficult it is for Chanarong to resist them.”
Roger: “I might need some more tuition later, Lily. But anyway back to the action. What’s going on now? The British girls seem really excited.”
Lily: “Let’s see now, Roger. Has he…? Yes! That’s brilliant. We have wood!”
Roger: “I beg your pardon, Lily?”