The most popular Olympics event you will enjoy..
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Roger: “Good evening and welcome to the first Sexual Athletics final of the 2024 Rio de Janeiro Olympics the much anticipated Team Freestyle competition. My name is Roger Codger and I’m here today with Lily “The Vacuum” Love, the British double silver medallist in the Individual Technique and Double Volume Fellatio events from the Bangkok Olympics, four years ago.”
Lily: “Hi, Roger. It’s lovely to be here and I’m just so excited that Great Britain has made the final of the Team Freestyle against pre-tournament favourites, Thailand.”
Roger: “Lily, for the benefit of any of our viewers who haven’t witnessed the ribald yet exhilarating spectacle of an Olympic Sexual Athletics event, please could you tell us a little about the sport and the Team Freestyle event in particular.”
Lily: “Sure, Roger. It would be my absolute pleasure. Well, since the IOC ratified the introduction of Sexual Athletics as a sport in its own right at the Bangkok games in 2020, it has gone from strength to strength. At this year’s Rio Olympics there are two different classes of events the technique or judged events and the speed or volume races. The basic events include Manual, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Copulation, Anal and Freestyle in various categories – Individual, Double or Team.”
Roger: “And what kind of event is the Team Freestyle, Lily?”
Lily: “Well, Roger, the Team Freestyle is a speed event. The basic aim is to make the male representative from the opposing team, known as the Punter, ejaculate as quickly as possible. It’s a team effort and you can have any five of your squad of seven in play at any time doing whatever they can to get the opposition’s Punter to orgasm.”
Roger: “So Lily, tell us more about the two teams we’re going to see today.”
Lily: “OK, Roger. Thailand won this event at the last Olympics and were hot favourites coming into this one. They’ve also started the final well, winning the toss and electing to go second so that their target time will be a known objective. Their legendary captain, Sukhon Sawika, is considered the foremost fellatrix in world sex. She’s competing in her own right in the Individual and Double Technique Fellatio events as well. Basically, she’s an amazing cock-sucker.”
Roger: “Wow, Lily. She sounds like fun.”
Lily: “You can say that again, Roger. Their Punter is also pretty special. You can see that Chanarong Thipayametrakul isn’t much to look at, as he makes his way to the Banging Couch. He’s 54, short, obese, his penis is functional yet small and he has a face only a blind mother would love. But, boy oh boy, is he difficult to bring off. He’s got the stamina of a bull and he’s a master of Buddhist meditation. I myself have spent many hours competing against the Thai team, licking and sucking on his small stubby erection, holding his flabby belly out of the way, desperately trying to finish him with my mouth.”
Roger: “Really? Your mouth does look very welcoming and able, Lily. You’re retired now but you yourself competed in four different sucking events in Bangkok?”
Lily: “Yes, Roger, that’s right. I sucked in the two Individual Fellatio events as well as both Doubles events with my partner Nicola Grey.”
Roger: “Perhaps you could describe the events in which you took part for the viewers at home, Lily.”
Lily: “Of course, Roger. The Technique event consists of basically fellating a panel of three international judges to an extremely high standard. Marks are given for, amongst other things, suction, energy of the head-bob, the generation of slurpy noises and the ability to keep each judge on the bring of orgasm for as long as possible as well as for the quality of the final climax and swallowing performance. As for the Volume events, I basically had to suck off as many men as possible in fifteen minutes. Nicola and I got a silver when we got through 33 in the Doubles final.”
Roger: “Oh, wow. Anyway, Lily, what about Great Britain, the surprise finalists in the Team Freestyle?”
Lily: “Well, Roger, Great Britain has done brilliantly getting to the Team Freestyle final. They use a fairly standard 2-1-2 formation but are happy to switch it around if they need to. They got to the semi-final via the repechage after they lost to Sweden in the first round but they somehow managed to beat Germany when they brought the German punter to completion in just under thirty minutes, a fabulous effort all round.”
Roger: “2-1-2 formation? Could you explain that, Lily?”
Lily: “Sure, Roger. A 2-1-2 formation means that the British team use two suckers, the position I played, one shagger or possibly an arser and two tonguians, reamists or manipulators.”
Roger: “Well, Lily, the British are entering the arena now and making their way to the central podium. They’re wearing their customary and patriotic costume of miniscule white bikinis with red hold-up stockings and blue stiletto heels and they look fabulous. Perhaps you could introduce each of them and explain their positions as they climb onto the stage.”
Lily: “Sure, Roger. First up on to the podium comes Sarah Cookman, Team GB’s lead sucker. Her role, along with Jemma Davies who’s approaching now, is to concentrate on the Punter’s penis and testicles, using her mouth, tongue, lips and even teeth to pleasure him to climax. Most teams start off with one or two suckers in play although three isn’t uncommon and I once saw a fantastic power play from the Ukrainians with four suckers on a cock at the same time. Amazing stuff!”
Roger: “Yeah, I bet that really was amazing, Lily. I have to say the two British Suckers are gorgeous.”
Lily: “That’s right, Roger. Sexual athletes have to be very skilful but they’re also chosen for their looks to ensure added excitement for the Punters. Sarah is 5′ 8″, with long blonde hair, tied back in a pony tail, green eyes, tanned skin and 38B breasts. Jemma is slightly shorter at 5′ 6″ with coffee brown skin and brown eyes, a short black afro hairstyle and 34C boobs. As you can see their figures are stunning, with long legs, perfect flat stomachs and pert bottoms. They also complement each other perfectly; I mean, can you imagine the two of them licking your erection, their tongues sliding over your dick?”
Roger: “Er. Um. Right now, I really can, Lily. They really are smoking hot. And, wow, look! They’re taking off their bikinis to reveal their lovely breasts and perfectly trimmed matching ‘landing-strip’ pubic hair; and they’re even touching themselves suggestively!”
Lily: “Of course, Roger. Anything to get Chanarong, the Thai Punter, interested. Although he’s playing it cool, you can see he’s noticed Sarah flicking her tongue over Jemma’s right nipple, whilst maintaining eye contact with him. As long as the girls don’t touch him they can do what they want before the match actually starts.”
Roger: “Oh my, that is so sexy, Lily! They’re even talking to him now.”
Lily: “Another accepted and expected type of gamesmanship, Roger. Right now you can bet that, as they lean over him, they’ll be telling him how their hot sucking mouths are going to be all over his cock and that they’ll be swallowing his spunk really soon.”
Roger: “Shit, I mean, gosh, Lily. And look here come the rest of the GB team.”
Lily: “That’s right, Roger. Here’s Amanda Kenny who plays shagger and Jenny Ling, GB’s arser. As the name of her position suggests, Amanda, who’s 5′ 10″ with black hair, blue eyes and 38E breasts, is a copulation expert. Her vagina is amazingly tight and she has fabulous muscle control down there. Once the suckers have got Chanarong warmed up, Amanda’s job is to ride him furiously using her amazing pussy moves to take him even closer to orgasm. She’s also a good medal prospect in both Individual Copulation events.”
Roger: “She’s a complete babe, Lily. And so is Jenny. What does she do?”