He chuckled and shook his head. “Not at all,” he said, waving a hand dismissively. “It’s awesome to have a girlfriend that’s cool with that kinda shit.”
“Good,” she said, looking at him again. “Cuz I totally am.”
“So, does anyone ever try and grab you or anything?” Travis asked. “And I didn’t just out you, by the way. He asked how it went at the restaurant at Bryce’s birthday and I accidentally mentioned how great your tits looked.”
“Gee thanks,” she said, rolling her eyes in his direction.
“Dude, Vince,” Bryce said, “How much do you suck at this? She’s not even really paying attention and she’s beating your ass.”
“Didn’t I just hear how I was beating the crap out of the rest of you?” Vince said.
“Shit, we need to get some rich dudes over here and pull a “White Men Can’t Jump” scam on them,” Marvin said.
She hadn’t seen the movie and looked over at him curiously. “Huh?”
“Wesley Snipes before he went crazy and Woody Harrelson movie?” he said.
“They both play games of pickup B-Ball for money,” Vince said. “Wesley Snipes tells the guys they’re scamming that he’ll beat them with any player. The other players are looking around and see Woody lookin’ all goofy, and pick him, not knowing that he knows Wesley Snipes and can actually ball.”
Marvin grinned, nodding. “That’s what I’m saying. We get some tournament shit going on and put money on it, then lose, and then make a second bigger bet that they can choose whoever they want in the apartment and that person is gonna beat they ass. You know they’d choose the good-lookin’ chick every time!”
Alex paused the game and laughed but liked the idea. “So, you wanna use me to make money?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.
He stopped laughing for a second, realizing how she was putting it, but then must’ve seen that she was screwing with him and nodded. “Yeah, exactly!”
She laughed again, un-pausing the game and resuming kicking her partner’s ass. “So, Travis, what was your question?”
“Do you… like… get groped and shit at work?” he asked.
She smirked, shaking her head. “Yeah, I get grabbed sometimes. But, I’m not ever in danger of being raped or whatever. There’s security guards and cameras around, so if I wanted, they could get in some serious trouble. You guys see that video of that waitress slapping the shit out of that guy?”
“Yooo,” Marvin said animatedly. “For real dude! She knocks the fuck outta that guy.”
“Called the cops on him too,” Beck added.
“Yeah, but who does that shit in public?” Bryce asked. “I mean it’s one thing to screw around a grab some chick’s tits that’s in your own house, but dude just grabbed her ass.”
“I think the difference is that I work at a place that shows off my tits, so there’s the expectation that you’re supposed to look at them, you know?” she asked, glancing behind her at Bryce, who nodded in response. “This was at a bar, I think, and the guy was with his wife and kids.”
“What a slime,” Beck added. “I didn’t know he was with his family.”
Alex nodded. “So, yeah, when I get groped, I could technically call the cops,” she said. “When it does happen, though, it’s usually during a picture, and I figure that if they are brave enough to get photographic evidence of them breaking the law, then I can let a harmless little grope slide.”
She ripped Vince’s character in half, then pouted playfully at him as he scowled at her.
“Git gud,” she said, causing the guys to laugh and jeer at him.
“So, do most of the waitresses there have that same, relaxed attitude that you got?” Marvin asked, partially interrupting her.
“You wanting to go and grope some titties?” she asked, smirking and looking over at him.
“Hell yeah,” he said, grinning. “No, I’m just curious. You obviously can’t do that shit most other places, so I’m kind of shocked that dudes are getting away with it there.”
“Well, it’s not like it happens all the time, or even every shift. Usually the guy is a little drunk or is goaded into it by friends,” she said, raising an eyebrow meaningfully at the group. “But… some girls mind… some don’t.”
“Toni?” Beck asked.
She snickered. “Toni is one girl that definitely wouldn’t mind,” she said. “Well, probably,” she amended.
“Aw, shit, Toni’s her sister,” Travis said, snapping his fingers. “I didn’t realize.”
She raised an eyebrow and looked at him. “Seriously?” she asked.
“Dude, you’re fuckin’ dumb,” Vince said. “They’re fuckin’ identical twins.”
Travis grinned and shrugged, and the matter was dropped. “So, Toni doesn’t mind a grope or two?” he asked.
Alex smirked. “She’s unpredictable. You can’t just go up and grab her tits, she’ll knock the piss out of you. Or, she’ll tell me, and I’ll do it.”
The guys laughed easily.
“So, you’re fine with a grope or a hand on the ass,” Vince said. “You’re a hot chick though, so you’re probably used to shit like that.”
“Aww, thanks,” she said, enjoying at the compliment. “Yes and no, honestly.”
“Honestly, though, you don’t mind being groped and grabbed?” Bryce asked.
“Manhandled?” she asked.
He nodded.
She smirked, shrugging. For the next several minutes, she told them the whole story about her being groped in high-school and being oblivious to it. She found it amusing how guys seemed to listen so intently whenever she told this particular story. It was almost as if they were realizing that they had missed out, whether they’d gone to her school or not.
“So, they kept doing it when you had obviously figured it out?” Beck asked.
She nodded. “They sensed that I liked it, I guess,” she said, shrugging.
“Liked it?” Marvin asked.
“Well, think about it. I’ve always been tomboyish. My twin is the one that flirted with all the guys and went on dates. My best friends are three nerdy guys and all we do is play video games and goof off.”
The guys had given up on beating her, so she was playing through single player mode while she talked.
“So, when I got this body and these breasts, thanks to puberty, I was totally oblivious to its effect on people. Then, I find out that I have this power over men…” she said, pausing for effect, “and how incredibly brazen and stupid they can be when I’m doing the simplest things, it’s insane! But, it’s also a little intoxicating. Guys are actually brave enough to reach up and grab my breasts in a sexual manner in today’s world? What’s not hot about that?” she asked.
“Simplest things?” Bryce asked.
“Oh, come on,” she said. “I know you know what I’m talking about. Like, have any of you ever gotten a hard-on from just watching a girl brush her hair, or like, swimming or something innocent like that?”
They all grinned and nodded, admitting they had.
“Well, shit you’ve got me at full mast and we ain’t even seen them puppies,” Marvin said, lewdly grabbing his crotch and jiggling it.
She laughed along with the others, enjoying the relaxed atmosphere.
“Y’all want pizza?” Marvin asked. There were murmurs of assent and the group called in an order.
“Shit, we need to see if he’ll give it to us for free if Alex shows him her tits,” Travis said, drawing laughs.
She grinned. “I don’t think they’re nice enough to get free food,” she said.
“Oh, come on,” Beck said. “You’ve never seen those videos where the girl answers the door topless or naked?”
She smirked. “Well, yeah, but they still pay them in those. Answering the door topless is more for the thrill of doing it. But, if you guys really want me to, I will.”
The thrill of misbehaving like that sent a shot of excitement rocketing through her, and she felt her pussy grow a little wetter.
“Hell yeah,” Beck said, grinning.
“So, do you mind me asking you a pretty personal question?” Vince asked.
She shrugged.
“Are you a virgin?” he asked.
“Nope,” she said simply.
“Guy or girl?” Travis asked.
“Well, my first time was with a guy,” she replied.
“You’ve had both?” he asked, all five of them looking over at her.
“Both,” she confirmed. “And no, it’s not my sister,” she lied.
“What?” he replied. “People actually think that?”
“Dude, where have you been?” Bryce asked. “That’s like… one of the hottest things about jerking off to twin porn.”
Alex smirked. “Guys, and women, for that matter, do tend to ask that. Shit, my friends growing up used to joke about me bringing her over so they could watch us make out and go down on each other.”
The guys laughed and she made a show of rolling her eyes as if eating her sister’s pussy was just too far out there.
“So, you’re bisexual?” Bryce confirmed.
“Aren’t you?” she shot back, drawing raucous laughter again.
He grinned, shaking his head. “Alright,” he said, smirking.
“Yes,” she said. “I like to eat pussy. But… sucking dick would have to be my favorite sexual past time. I love it.”
“Really?” several of them asked.