Chapter Thirty-Five – Teddy Bear’s Picnic *NOT EDITED*

Book:Psycho - Headless Horsemen MC Published:2024-11-27

– Harley –
“Listen here, you know where everything is, and you know that we know better than to believe a word that comes out of your slimy mouth, so I will only ask this once WHERE IS MY FUCKING CARGO?” I spit through my teeth, a small flash of fear spreads across the older man’s face but is soon replaced by a sinful smirk. “We don’t fucking have it” he growls at me I pull out a double-ended blade slamming one end into the table and quickly slamming his VP’s head into the other end, “Anyone else?” I ask the rest of his men stand up all their focus is on me now, perfect.
I look over them to Jax and Gunner and then I look to the door giving him the signal, I’m sorry Jax please forgive me for this if this doesn’t work. Jax gives me a questioning look but I brush him off and turn my attention back to Gunner to make sure he knows that they need to leave now, he stands up quietly pulling Jax up to his feet as he begins to make this way to the door dragging the love of my life behind him.
They begin to whisper before Jax looks my way, I mouth the words ‘I love you’ to him before turning my attention back to the 10 men that now stand infront of me with their guns drawn I smile and laugh before opening the heavy leather jacket while holding onto the ring that’s attached to a metal chain that just so happens to be connected to about 30 grenades. I begin to jingle to chain to get the MC’s attention back to me and off of Jax and Gunner who are quietly slipping out of the door, “Uh uh uh uh uh let’s not blow this out of proportion” I say with a smirk on my face.
For the next 4 minutes I buy as much time as I can to try and make sure all the boys are out of the clubhouse, I mean it’s pretty easy to take charge when you’re a human bomb. “You wouldn’t do it” the president spits at me, “Oh wouldn’t I? Why else would I have sent all of my men out of the compound? I’m not afraid to die you see, all of their lives cost more than mine ever will. I live on the feeling of death, I crave the feeling of pain, I have no fear of dying but you? You are afraid and all of your men are afraid, I can see it in your eyes, your face’s say I’m bluffing but your eyes give everything away, they know I’m not” I say sweetly and calmly with a shit-eating grin on my face.
“So now I need to get the rest of you’s out here before I blow this place to the moon with the rest of your men in here, now we have the easy way or the hard way I personally suggest the hard way makes it more fun for me” I say as I pace around the room still playing with the metal chain, I look around the room and spot handcuffs, “You boys are making this too easy for me” I say under my breath.
I pick them up and point at the ground infront of me “Drop your weapons and get on your knees, hands behind your heads. Anything tries anything stupid and I’ll blow all of us up I don’t give a fuck anymore this is taking too long and I’m bored”. We all stand in silence staring at one another for a minute or two before the president sighs throwing his gun to the side of the room, his men follow his lead soon enough they’re all lined up infront of me, I handcuff them to each other before leading them outside.
I find a tree and wrap them around it before handcuffing it shut, “Now I need to destroy this place so none of you move and I’ll be right back” I say laughing as I make my way back inside, I make my way through the corridors back to the room we were in before. I take off my leather jacket and begin to look around. I manage to find a small homemade bomb, good enough. I place the bomb on top of my jacket and set it up for 30 seconds, I say a silent prayer to no one in particular before setting the bomb off. I run down the long corridors quickly turning corners while counting down in my head, I reach the door to the outside and run past the men trapped to the tree it doesn’t matter if any of them die.
5 seconds left, 4, 3, 2, 1 I jump and a second later the compound is now non-existent, debris begins to fall from the sky as I get up and check myself for any injuries. I make my way back to the tree and take a look around and find 2 of them had been killed debris impaling them, I look to the president who has a horrified look on his face “They anyone important?” I ask in a cold voice he says nothing his face still looks horrified, I shrug my shoulders “I guess not” I grumble, I remove them from my conga line of prisoners before I begin to drag them through the heavily wooded forest.
We have been walking for around 10 minutes before the first man started to complain “How long are you going to make us walk?” He questions, I begin to twirl through the woods still leading my conga line “If you go down in the woods today, You’re sure of a big surprise, If you go down in the woods today, You’d better go in disguise!” I start to sing making some of them groan, I giggle to myself and continue to sing “For every bear that ever there was, Will gather there for certain, Because today’s the day the, Teddy Bears have their picnic!”.
Another 15 minutes later I’m still humming and singing along to the nursery rhyme, we arrive at the side of a highway where one of the clubs vans had been hidden, I pack the men in the back of the van and begin to make my way back to the sister clubhouse, “This may take a while, anyone want anything to eat?” I ask over my shoulder, no one makes a noise I roll my eyes and groan, “Fine, starve for all I care!” I yell out.
Eventually, I find a McDonald’s and make my way to the drive-through, “Last chance!” I call out, no one makes a noise again, oh yeah forgot to mention that I hogtied them and muffled them, I just get lonely on long drives. I order my food and begin the drive back to the compound, I turn the radio on and sing along to the music while tapping my fingers on the steering wheel. I pick through my cigarette packet and find a joint, I place it in my mouth “I think I deserve this after all my hard work today!” I exclaim before lighting it, by the time I finish it I’m pulling into the sister compound, not a soul is outside beside the prospect working on the gate.
I stop the car and roll down the window before I hop out, I shut the door and climb up onto the roof of the van sitting down hanging my legs over the windscreen, I whistle loudly and smile as big as I can as men start to flood out of the clubhouse, I raise my arm in the air and smile even bigger, “Oh stud muffin!” I call out and look at Gunner who looks relieved but also annoyed, I see bodies being pushed out of the way before my king makes his way to the front of the crowd, he stops dead in his tracks dumbfounded before running towards me, he drags my legs down the windscreen pulling my body down to his causing me to squeal like a kid.
He pulls me in for a bone-crushing hug burying his face into my hair and neck, “Don’t you ever do that shit again Harley, I thought I had lost you forever. Why would you do that?! I almost had a heart attack!” He rambles on, I laugh “But you didn’t” I whisper into his ear, “What am I going to do with you kitten?” He grumbles into my neck, “Love me, feed me, never leave me” I say with a smile he pulls back and cups my face before smashing his lips onto mine.
The kiss was cut short by Gunner who literally jumped on both of us causing us to fall to the ground, “Harlz I swear to god if you ever pull shit like that again I’ll kill you myself, you were supposed to message me to know you were okay!” He yells at me, I scrunch my eyebrows together “Oh yeah my phones in my jacket poc-” I trail off when I realise that I didn’t empty the jacket pockets before I blew it up, “SON OF A FUCKING BITCH MY POCKET KNIFE” I scream out jumping up off the floor, “Oh that’s it they’re going to pay for it” I begin to make my way to the back of the car before a hand catches my wrist, “Wait who, kitten?” Jax questions me.
I look to Gunner and growl at him, “You didn’t tell him?” I ask, “Well I didn’t even know I you were alive you asshat!” Gunner yells at me, I roll my eyes before facing Jax again I smile at him and begin to walk to the back of the car once again, “You think I’d come back with no presents?” Who do you think I am?” I fake scoff placing a hand over my heart, I open the back door the men piled in the back, I smack the president on the head a few times before turning back to Jax and Gunner and the small crowd behind them, “Save the bones for Hunter and Zeus, it’s their favourite treat!”.
“How did you even get out?” Gunner asks raising an eyebrow at me, “My super-secret ninja skills” I reply with a wink. “How did you know you wouldn’t die from a stupid stunt like that?” Jax asks me, “I didn’t I just hoped I was right” I simply replied while shrugging my shoulders, I pull out a cigarette and light it while both of the boys look at me. “Why did you do it?” Jax questions me again, “Because once we got in there and I looked around properly we would have been outnumbered and you would have started a war, what you didn’t notice was all the motorcycles out the back of the compound hundreds of them if not thousands, my guess is that they had some sort of secret underground basement… well, they had. We would have all been gunned down if we went through with your plan, so I messaged Gunner seconds before entering the VIP room, you all mean more than me, that’s why I did it and I’m not sorry either!”.
I stand back and watch the men drag their prey inside, I turn to Jax and stand on my tiptoes to kiss him on the cheek “Go play, I’ll come down once I have cleaned up a little” he turns to me and nods before he softly kisses my lips, he turns around and starts following the others to a shed out the back, I make my way to the kitchen and scrub the blood and dirt from my skin, I wash my face and any parts of my hair that had dirt or blood in them before heading outside to find the shed.
I walk to the back of the compound and follow the noises of muffled screams and groans, I slip through the crack in the door and look around the room that’s filled with some of our men and some of the sister charters men, I spot Jax leaning against a table close to the blood bath that was currently infront of me. I slip through the men, all of them move when they notice me, I thank them silently before making my way towards my king when he sees me he smiles and pulls me into his embrace. He picks me up and places me on the table behind us, I pull him inbetween my legs and turn him around to watch the show, I throw my arms over his shoulders and chest and rest my chin on his shoulder holding him close to me, I don’t know what I’d do if I ever lost this man, he is my person.