“The duties of this position can easily be handled by one person at a third of the price you are asking. I don’t see how I could justify your salary request. I am not saying you couldn’t be the best caretakers in the world, I am just not sure that second best isn’t good enough.” I had begun laying the groundwork for the rejection. As lovely as they were, I won’t allow my business sense to be steered by my dick. I laughed inside thinking about me running around naked with these two in my house. No, this would never work.
“We are more than caretakers although, you would never have to worry about the house again. We facilitate all the petty aspects of life. Your only worries would be the next business deal without life’s baggage to clutter your thoughts.” Samantha wasn’t pleading, she was informing.
“I am not really looking for personal assistants, Samantha”, thank god they had remained in their original seats, “I just need someone to take care of the house. I don’t think I would enjoy having someone intrude into the more personal aspects of my life.” Especially these two beauties. For the first time, I was kind of embarrassed about thinking about my private perversions.
Rebecca smiled, “Of course Robert. We can understand your reservations. It is a hard thing to understand without experiencing the benefits. Can we ask you to defer your decision until Monday?”
I smiled, “Rebecca, I know you two have tremendous connections but, I don’t think that kind of pressure will work on me. I gave you the hearing I promised Mr. Thornbird. I just don’t think you understand my needs.” I hated to put the nail in the coffin. For some reason, it just didn’t feel good turning them down. It kind of made my stomach turnover. A very alien sensation.
Samantha mirrored Rebecca’s smile, “No one will call. Mr. Thornbird was only an introduction not pressure for the hire. In fact, he would be very upset if we insinuated otherwise. We would be grateful if you took the weekend to think about it. If on Monday you are still committed to a different course, you won’t hear any arguments from us.”
“I am not sure how that helps you but, I can wait till Monday.” I suddenly felt better. My body seemed to like agreeing with these two. Another reason to not hire them, I can’t have my reason being steered by a bowel movement.
They both stood in unison maintaining their pleasant smiles. Rebecca spoke, “That is all we can ask Robert. We really want to thank you for your time. I wish we would have been more convincing but, who knows, maybe time will be our friend.” She seemed more confident than her statement let on. I still sensed that someone was taking me for a ride. My stomach turned again. I must have eaten something bad or possible getting ill.
I headed to the door trying to beat them there so I could be the gentleman. I open the door and feebly said, “It was truly a pleasure to meet both of you.” We shook hands. Both hands were soft and comfortable. I may not want to hire them but, I really would like to see them again. I knew that wasn’t an option and I was slightly depressed about it. I must be getting ill. I watched as they headed toward their car and quickly closed the door before they realized I was staring once again. I realized I was holding my breath and sighed.
Surprisingly, Friday rolled around with no high pressure calls from the whos who. I have been trying to find a reason to justify hiring the two until I realized it was my dick doing the thinking. Those two gave me no reason to think I was even slightly desirable. I kind of fished a bit lower than those two. Girls who were blinded by my wealth suited me just fine. Tonight I had a date with Darla and I would soon forget about the whole problem. I remembered what she looked like Tuesday morning and smiled inwardly. Yes, I would have fun tonight. Shit, I forgot to get a reservation at the Barklays. There was a good chance they wouldn’t have any rooms over the weekend.
I prayed that Rick could deal with this as I dialed his number. “Rick, it’s Robert Timmins, I really hate to put this on you so late in the day but, I neglected to book a room for tonight. Think you can work your magic.” Always slip in a veiled compliment to grease the wheels.
“I am a little confused Mr. Timmons. You’re booked for two days in the presidential.” Now I was confused. I don’t forget things like that very easily. Did I book it before I left Monday? Well no point in trying to slide this by Rick.
“I certainly don’t remember booking it.” I really hated admitting weakness, especially mental weakness. “I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth. I do need the room.” I said chuckling. Hopefully my levity would lighten the stupidity. “I won’t be checking in until late so make sure they hold it.”
“Mr. Timmons, I am concerned that something is going on. Your guest from Monday, Ms Darla, already has you checked in. I assumed you agreed to this. I apologize if I overstepped your intentions.” What the fuck. Did she really believe my throwing money around gave her carte blanche to act in my name. I tried to remain calm.
“No Rick, you acted correctly given the circumstances. Darla is the one who overstepped. Ring the room for me, I need to have a word.” I was trying to not upset Rick. I truly liked the guy and he had never let me down in the past.
“She already left saying she was going out to meet you. I must say Mr. Timmins, she was quite stunning. Anything you want me to do on this end.” She may look good but, she was about to be crushed down to size. I was trying to think back to our last conversation. Was there anything I said that would have given her the impression I would allow her to take these types of liberties with my name. Hell, I pay them to stay out of my life not entangle themselves into it.
“No, Rick. Leave it be. I will deal with this myself. Thanks for all your help.”
“Of course Mr. Timmins.” I said goodbye and took a slow breath. I was supposed to meet her at McDewitts. Certainly, not the place to go all ballistic. I needed to calm down. Darla, wasn’t worth a public argument. I ran through a bunch of dialog until I settled on a succinct quiet laying down of the law and a goodbye. Guess she didn’t even make it to the second date.
When I entered McDewitts, a thought struck me. I tested the theory when I arrived at the head waiters desk. “Reservation for Timmins.” I asked. Sure enough he nodded and smiled. She had pushed it to the limit.
“Welcome Mr Timmins. Your companion has already arrived and has been seated. He reached under the desk and pulled out a single red rose and handed it to me. “A rose as you requested. And if you don’t mind me saying, she looks absolutely stunning. Is there some special occasion we should be aware of?” I looked dumbfounded at the rose. Something was wrong. I could imagine Darla taking liberties with my name but, buying her own rose didn’t fit her profile.
“No, just a second date.” I said with little confidence.