She sat there stunned, her mouth hanging open. Until a little smile finally cracked her face. “Alright, I get it. You really think I’m hot?”
I nodded. “Total MILF, except for the whole Mommy part.”
She tried to stifle the laugh but failed. “Enough, Randy. Keep it in your pants. I’ve got enough issues as it is.”
“At least show me your tits,” I teased. Honestly, I had no idea where this was coming from. I would never dream of talking to my aunt that way.
“Randy!”
“C’mon, you said you owed me. If you’re not going to fuck me, at least let me see your boobies.”
“What the hell is going on with you?” she said.
“I’ve seen you in a bikini enough times. They look pretty damn incredible. Do me a solid.”
She shook her head. “I shouldn’t be showing you my tits. It’s not appropriate.”
“It’ll be our secret. I promise. I won’t even tell Mom how you accused me of sleeping with her.”
“Randy! Don’t you dare!”
I was feeling my oats, and having great fun at my Aunt’s expense. I walked around the table and leaned over her, my hands heading for the buttons on her blouse. I had a good head start, she had enough undone to see the edge of her bra.
“Our little secret, Aunt Carol,” I whispered in her ear while I undid one button then the next. Amazingly she didn’t stop me.
“Randy, we really shouldn’t.”
“I know, but it’s cool. It’s just us.” I had the last one between my fingers, and seconds later I was peeling her shirt back.
“If I do,” she said softly, sitting still while I slipped her blouse down her arms. “What are you going to do for me?”
It only took me a second to drop my shorts, and give her an eyeful. I was understandably hard. Big time.
“My God, Randy! Not that!”
“It’s okay, we’ll be even. You can even touch it if you want. But no fucking.”
“Pull your shorts up!”
“You do it,” I said, shaking my hips and making my cock wave at her. My naughty aunt was staring.
She turned bright red, then leaned over to grab my shorts. A little wiggle and my cock brushed across her face. She was tough, though. She stuck to it, pulling my shorts all the way back up, and tucking me away. She even gave me a little pat, down there.
“Alright, enough silliness. Don’t do that again! What if someone walked in on us?”
She was still sitting there in her bra, and I couldn’t help myself. Besides, she did owe me. I reached my hand down her back and unsnapped her bra. She didn’t even try to hold it in place. She just leaned back and gave me an eyeful.
“Happy?” she asked.
“Ecstatic. God, you have great tits. I knew you would.” I reached down and cupped one in my hand, giving it a squeeze.
Aunt Carol gave me a moment, then pushed my hand away. “Enough. You got your look.”
I nodded and reached down for her bra. “I did. Thanks. You’re the best. Let me put those away for you like you did for me.”
She was quiet while I put her tits back in her bra and snapped it shut. I made sure they were situated properly, before helping put her blouse back on.
She watched me carefully the whole time. As I was finishing the last button, she opened her mouth. “You’re not playing these kind of silly games with your mother, are you?”
I just sighed and shook my head. “Not a chance. And I wish you’d stop that. For one thing, Mom’s very self-conscious about her body. If I tried to take her shirt off, I’m pretty sure she’d freak out.”
“Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’m gonna figure it out, though.”
“While you’re working on that, sure you don’t wanna go to my room and fuck? I bet you’re awesome.”
She surprised me by grinning. “I am, you know. I’m a fucking animal in bed. It’s why I never married, no one man could ever keep up with me. And you, my dear boy, are never going to get a chance to find out first-hand.”
I pouted, then leaned over and gave her a kiss on the corner of her mouth. “If you change your mind, let me know. Aunt or not, you are as hot as molten lava. I’d do you in a heartbeat. I may not be as good as you, but I damn sure would give you my best.”
She stood up with a sly grin on her face. Then her mouth was on mine and she was kissing me like she wanted to explode my skull. Holy fuck, she was hot!
Then we were done. “I’m going now,” she said. “We never had this conversation. You never saw my tits. You never dropped trou. I certainly never kissed you like I’d kiss my lover. And you will never ever behave that way toward me again, am I understood?”
She sounded pretty serious, and I knew the fun and games were over. “Crystal clear. Although to be honest, nothing short of death will make me forget what I saw.”
I walked her to the door, where she spun around at the last moment. “Are you sure you don’t want to tell me what’s going on with your Mom? I’d be very appreciative. Very.”
“How very?” I asked.
She looked nervous, then licked her lips. “An hour in your bedroom, right now, only my ass off limits.”
“Seriously?”
She nodded. “It’s driving me crazy, and you have me dripping right now. One time offer.”
As horrible as it sounds, I was thinking about it. Mostly thinking if there was something I could tell her, without revealing all.
She leaned in closer, her hand brushing my bulge. “I’ll ride you cowgirl until I wear out that big hunk of meat. You’ll never forget it, trust me.”
I had broken out in a cold sweat. “I … God, I wish I had something worth telling. Anything.”
She looked at me sadly, running the back of her fingers across my cheek. “I give the best doggy in the world. I’ll ruin you for all other women.”
“Alright, I’m fucking her. I’m fucking Mom every day and every night.”
She stared into my eyes. “Bullshit. Nice try, but no dice. I will find out though, and when I do, you’re going to sooo wish you’d told me, instead of making me find out on my own. Last chance. I’ll even throw in my ass. Nobody gets that. You’ll only be the third ever. Ever.”