“Come on man, you know you’re like a brother to me. I’d never spill the beans to anyone else,” Mark said.
Sighing, he took another bite and then cleared his throat. “No, it’s not normal. I mean, yes, it kind of is, but it was more so than…” He sighed. “We were both really turned on by something and it just kind of spurred us into a weekend long sex session. I mean, it wasn’t literally all weekend, but we made love at least 5 times, I think.”
“How many times do you normally do it.”
Duncan shrugged. “Once a day, usually.”
Mark shook his head. “That just makes me hate you more,” he said.
“Why’s that?” he asked.
“You’ve got the perfect wife. She’s funny, short, sexy, she apparently loves to have sex, red-headed…”
Duncan nodded. “Yeah, that’s her.”
“Goddammit you are a lucky man.”
Duncan smiled, “Yeah, I know.”
“So how is she?”
“Dude!” Duncan said loudly. “I’m not telling you how my wife is in bed.”
Mark sighed and shook his head. “Well, Becky brought her little sister over the other day, and I crossed another one off the bucket list,” he said suddenly.
“You dirty bastard,” Duncan said, smiling.
Mark grinned. “Dude, it was pretty crazy. I mean we’ve had a threesome before, but her sister was so much fun! I mean, we didn’t start out that way, of course, but a little wine and a little dancing to get the juices flowing, and one thing led to another.”
Duncan smiled and tried to concentrate on his steak.
“Have I ever shown you a picture of her?”
He shook his head. “Doesn’t that go against the rules of having a fuck buddy?” he asked.
Mark shrugged. “I don’t know. We went out dancing on Saturday and I got a few pics of the two of them.” The picture he held up was dark, but Duncan could see a couple of blondes surrounded by several guys, both of them dancing with one and with another behind them.
“That’s the two of them on the dancing with a few guys. Becky came back to me after a few songs. But her little sister stayed out on the floor. After the night ended, she was pretty well trashed, so we went back to my place to relax. In the truck, Rachel, her sister, flops over in the seat and starts rubbing on my package. Becky tries to make her stop but we’re in my truck so it’s hard to get her to sit back up. Finally, she gave up and just let Rachel do what she wanted.”
Duncan smiled and forked another piece of steak in his mouth.
“So we get back to my place and I put some music on and they start dancing with each other, as girls do. They pull me up with them and then voila, the clothes start falling off.”
Duncan sighed. “Man, I have to say, a threesome sounds fun, but with sisters? That sounds a little fucked up, don’t you think?”
“Maybe,” Mark said after thinking about it for a few seconds. “But they didn’t really do anything to each other. I mean Rachel, being drunk, tried to suck on her sister’s tits, but Becky wouldn’t let her. In the middle of it, when we were hardcore going at it, Rachel did manage to kiss her though. That was fuckin’ hot.”
Duncan smiled and had to admit that Mark was right.
“But like I said, that’s all it was, it wasn’t even a very erotic kiss.”
“Yeah right,” Duncan said.
Mark just grinned. “The next morning was a little awkward, but we said fuck it and me and the little sister had another go around, Becky just watched.”
Duncan smiled. “Well, rest assured that we didn’t do anything that crazy.”
“Just let me ask one question,” Mark said. “I promise I’ll leave you alone after that.”
Duncan thought for a second and then shrugged. “Shoot.”
“Feel free not to answer this if it offends you,” Mark said, uncharacteristically, “or to pop me in the jaw, but is she any good at sucking dick? I’ve always wondered.”
Duncan cocked his head curiously at him. “Always wondered?”
“Yeah man. I don’t mean to sound like I’m talking bad about your wife, but, I’ve always gotten the sense about her that she’s one bad mama-jama at giving head.”
Duncan chuckled. “Actually,” he said, “up until recently she’d stopped giving me head.”
Mark’s mouth was ajar, and he had a genuinely shocked look on his face. “Seriously?”
Duncan shrugged. “She’s been practicing recently, but the week before last, she hadn’t done it since a few months after our wedding.”
Mark had a slightly irritated look on his face then. “Do you go down on her?”
“Nearly every morning,” he replied.
“Well, why doesn’t she return the favor?”
Duncan shrugged. “Well for one, she wasn’t very good at it when we tried the first time. You know how shy she is; well she was way more shy back then. Something like that just embarrassed her, and she felt bad that she couldn’t do it right. I told her that I didn’t actually need her to do that for me, and I didn’t.”
“Yeah, but why would you lie like that?”
“It wasn’t a lie,” he said.
“Dude, every guy likes and needs blow-jobs.”
“Well of course I like them, but I’m not going to ask my wife to do something she doesn’t like.”
Mark sighed and shook his head. “Wait,” he said, chewing on some more steak. “You said up until recently and that she’d been practicing?”
Duncan nodded. “Yeah, Marie’s giving her pointers. She told me that she’d started feeling bad that she never did it for me. Last week and this past weekend, she’s been practicing,” Duncan said, grinning widely at him.
Mark laughed out loud once, surprised. “That’s why you had such a good weekend, you son-of-a-bitch.”
Duncan shrugged. “Well, yes and no.” He forked some more steak but could feel Mark waiting for him.
“We had our friends over again on Saturday, and they kind of dropped a bomb on us.”
“Did you have a foursome?” Mark asked.
Sighing, Duncan shook his head. “No, Mark. They told us they have an open marriage.”
Mark shrugged. “That’s what made y’all so damn horny all weekend.”
“See that’s what’s messing with us,” Duncan said suddenly. “Kelly and I both didn’t realize why we were so horny. You see, at first I thought it was just that Kelly had taken a renewed interest in giving me head, but then I realized, the thought of someone ogling Marie while Ed knew about it, or the thought of her being okay with him having sex with a woman other than his wife just sent us both over the edge. Ever since she’s started giving me blow jobs again, which coincided with us finding out about our friends, she’s also been using a little bit of dirty talk in the bedroom.”
“Nice, dirty talk is fun,” Mark said.
“You’re telling me. We haven’t behaved like this since we got married.”
“So she used to be pretty bad, but now she’s getting better?” Mark asked.
Duncan shrugged. “She wasn’t awful, we were both just too inexperienced and really still are. I mean, she’s getting pointers from Marie, and she’s getting really good, but that wasn’t the only reason we got so horny.”
Mark nodded. “Anything not in the realm of what you are comfortable with is going to be really exciting.”
“I’m beginning to find that out.”
“So you guys are going to be swingers or what?” Mark asked.
Duncan shook his head. “I doubt I’ll ever be able to share her like that. We’ve got a great sex life, but we’re just trying to spice it up a little. I’m not going to start pimping out my wife. We’re starting out slowly. Marie suggested that we try working on her shyness. We’re really interested in the idea of me showing her off.”
Mark looked confused. “Only you could make something as hot as that sound like you did. We’re really interested in picking curtains,” he said mockingly.
“It’s like this. I take Kelly out to a nice restaurant and she wears something a little skimpy. The waiter or some other male figure notices her cleavage, or can see more of her leg than he should be able to, but she doesn’t cover herself up. She knows he’s watching and lets him watch. Now, I notice that he’s watching her, and see’s that he’s looking at my woman.”
Mark smiled. “Nice.”
“Yeah, but why? Why is this so exciting?”
He shrugged. “Hell if I know. We need to get back,” he said, glancing at his watch.
They finished lunch then, and headed back to the office, Mark having left a substantial tip for Kimber.