“Sweetheart, you know your sister’s teasing you. Remember how she stepped in with Steve when you were temporarily unable to speak to him this evening? You really need to learn to lighten up and laugh a little, as well as to trust your sisters to always be on your side,” admonished Paula. “She’s definitely a C cup, Lisa. Steve will have no complaints.”
“Mom! That’s no way to talk in front of your daughters, especially Kate! She’s not even 16 yet. You’re making it sound like you encourage that sort of behavior, and besides, he’d never complain about “the girls” for any reason,” laughed Gwen.
“What happened to our Rhodes Scholar and super nerd?” demanded Kate. “Suddenly she’s bragging about her “girls” and how much her date will enjoy them? I think Dad needs to have “the talk” with Gwen instead of Steve.”
“Getting back on my original subject,” interjected Lisa, “I sent Steve our address and Gwen’s phone number, so you may want to keep an eye on your phone for texts, and keep it close enough to hear it ring. Did you know that Dave Kite has appointed himself senior class historian and videographer, Gwen? He’s already begun his duties. Not only does he have some great pictures of the game on his “official” senior class Face Book page, but he has a clip of Steve thanking you for agreeing to go to the dance with him on YouTube! It already has 32 views.”
“I didn’t even know he was there,” admitted Gwen. “This is pretty embarrassing.”
“Are you kidding, Gwen?” demanded Kate. “How can that be anything but extremely cool? Of course you never noticed Dave Kite. You didn’t even know what planet you were on when Steve stopped you in the bleachers. I’ve seen zombies with better reflexes.”
Suddenly Gwen’s phone rang. Her face turned red as she answered it while her mother and two sisters watched and listened closely to her side of the conversation.
“Hey. Yeah, we’re almost back to Sparta. I suppose six thirty would be good. Nothing too special, I guess. It’s in the VFW hall and a benefit, so people won’t be in gowns and black ties. I’ll wear a nice dress and you can take it from there. On Willow drive, the last house on the right. I was glad to come. We all really enjoyed the game and you were really good. In fact, I think you tricked me with that bet. You knew you’d win that game. Well, if our date helped inspire you, I’m glad we agreed to it. Maybe coach will give me the game ball?” chuckled Gwen. “Okay, see you then.”
Gwen finished the call and then turned to her silent, but intent family, and smiled as she shrugged, “Wrong number”.
Gwen could not believe how things had gotten out of hand. Her mother’s sister, Diane, along with her 16 year old daughter Stephanie, had insisted on “stopping in” at six o’clock. Then Dorothy Fields, her husband Bob, and her daughter Dawn just happen to stop by on their way to the benefit, which wasn’t scheduled to begin until seven. On top of that, her mother and father decided that they were going to attend the dance. They hadn’t gone to a function like that in forever, and now they had to go? Of course Lisa and Kate were planning on spying on her every move that evening as well. Gwen decided that she just couldn’t be any more embarrassed, but she was wrong.
At six thirty, the door bell rang and the living room suddenly became silent. Gwen had been listening to the chatter from her upstairs bedroom as Lisa put the final touches on her coif. The sudden silence, she realized, was very unnerving. How would Steve feel about such an obvious attempt by so many people to give him the “once over”? She heard Kate welcome Steve and then she introduced him to all the characters perched in the living room. Gwen could hear Steve greet each person warmly as he repeated their names. Then it happened.
Gwen’s father, normally a very quiet, intellectual sort, decided to give Steve “the talk” right in front of everyone! Gwen loved her Dad, but being a CPA, he was far better with numbers than with people.
“Steve, I understand that you’re taking my daughter to the dance because she lost a bet to you. Do you think a woman should have to do something against her will simply because of a foolish wager? I understand that she declined your first request for a date to the dance. How do justify your wager, and placing Gwen in such an awkward situation?” asked Ted Anderson somewhat pompously.
Gwen was certain that Steve would be insulted and leave the house. For her part, she had never been so mortified!
“Dad!” cried Kate.
“It’s okay, Kate. Your dad has a good point there. I’ll tell you this, sir. I never intended to force Gwen to do anything against her will. I would never do that, unless it was done to save her pain or injury. I asked her out and she declined, but her reasons sounded hollow to me, so I decided to press Gwen a little. I’ve always heard that faint heart never won fair lady. If Gwen simply tells me that she truly does not want to go with me tonight, I will leave and never bother her again. However, Sir, it is my belief and hope, that Gwen is more than willing to accompany me to the dance. Let’s ask her when she comes down, shall we?”
“Okay, son. You stated your case well. We’ll do that, but there are a couple other things that you need to know,” continued Gwen’s father. “You’ll never go out with Gwen again if you use alcohol, or tobacco. If I hear that you drive unsafely, you’ll lose any privileges I may have allowed. If I learn of any questionable behavior on your part, Gwen will be forbidden from seeing you. Do you understand me?”
By this time Gwen wanted to crawl into a hole and die. She had all she could do to keep from crying as Lisa patted her hand and tried to calm her. Meanwhile, Paula was horrified. What had gotten into her normally quiet and reserved husband? She struggled to find words to diffuse the situation. What a way for a young man to be treated the first time he meets a girl’s parents!
“Sir, I respect your conditions and will abide by them without hesitation,” replied Steve calmly as he extended his hand to Ted Anderson. “You’ve done an incredible job raising your daughters and I will do nothing to bring dishonor or harm to any of them, and especially to Gwen. You have my word.”
Ted Anderson beamed as he shook Steve’s hand. It was always best to clear the air in the beginning, before any misunderstandings occur. He had taken the bull by the horns and laid the foundation for his daughter’s well being. It was only as he looked for admiration on the faces of the other folks in the room that he sensed something may have been awry. The silence has almost deafening. Paula forced a smile as she offered everyone more coffee.
That was the scene as Lisa descended the stairs and loudly cleared her throat. All eyes turned to her as she moved to her father and hugged him.
“Dad, if we weren’t so sure that you really loved us, we’d think you were trying to ruin our lives sometimes. As long as Steve so graciously accepted your conditions, I want everyone to turn their attention to the stairway. Prepare to have your breath taken away. I give you Miss Gwen Anderson!”