It is our first morning as an engaged couple, do I feel different? I feel pretty damn great. I am going to wake up with her every morning for the rest of our lives, there is nothing that I look more forward to.
What I don’t look forward to is the bickering downstairs. I kiss her sleepy head good morning and make my way down to see what the damn fuss is about.
Trayton ~”There are some people in this house that are still sleeping. So please keep it the fuck down.”
Mary ~”Trayton I am dying to know what happened.”
Trayton ~”Have you gone and told everyone mom?”
Mary ~”No nobody knows.”
Dominic ~”But now everybody wants to know.”
Emma ~”Yes this everybody wants to know.”
Kenton ~”Do you idiots do this every morning? Can’t a man fucking sleep late his first night out of prison. You make more noise than an entire cell block.”
Dominic ~”It’s only the girls that are so loud.”
Kenton ~”I distinctly heard that annoying voice of yours first.”
Dominic ~”Who the fuck is your annoying?”
Kenton ~”The idiot behind your nose.”
Dominic ~”I will show you who an idiot is.”
Kenton ~”Please come try.”
Trayton ~”Nobody is trying anything, you two dumb asses are not ruining my day.”
Emma ~”Is it your birthday or something?”
Mary ~”No I think it is something far better.”
Trayton ~”Mom just calm down. I can see your mind is already running way ahead of you.”
Mary ~”Oh fuck I am so excited.”
Kenton ~ “Since when does mom say fuck?”
Trayton ~”Since she is talking again.”
Kenton ~”What else does she say?”
Trayton ~”Why don’t you ask her overly excited ass there.”
Kent looks on over to me with a weird somewhat awkward smile.
Kenton ~”I think I know why the fuck she is jumping out her nighties.”
He pulls my out the kitchen into the lounge and of course nosy mom has to sneak in with him.
Trayton ~”You two are terrible. If one of you weren’t enough, now I have two of you to grind my ass.”
Mary ~”Trayton did she say yes?”
Kenton ~”Mom he would not be wearing a damn ring if she did not say yes.”
Mary ~”Fuck how did I miss that?”
Kenton ~”You and Emma and those two idiots all missed that.”
Trayton ~”There you have it, she said yes.”
Mary ~”When is the wedding?”
Trayton ~”Fuck mom, I only got engaged a few hours ago.”
Kenton is obviously finding it a lot more amusing than he should.
Kenton ~”Aren’t your lips burning?”
Trayton ~”Why the fuck should my lips be burning?”
Kenton ~”With that word coming out your mouth.”
Trayton ~”What word?”
Kenton ~”That word you trying to trick me to say.”
Trayton ~”Why on earth would I trick you into saying it?”
Kenton ~”Just because you have done it ever since the day you could walk.”
Trayton ~”You make it sound like I was a terrible brother.”
Kenton ~”More like a terrible monster.”
Mary ~”He was a terrible monster.”
Trayton ~”Thanks for taking my side mom.”
I feel her cold hands slip around my waist. It feels so good, she feels so good, it is like I love her a million times more than what I did before I went to bed.
Ava ~ “I will take your side baby.”
Mary ~”Oh sweety, I don’t know if I should kiss you or hug you.”
Kenton ~”Why don’t you save us the torture and do both.”
Trayton ~”Baby Kenton saw the ring so I had to tell him. And mom is just plain nosy.”
Kenton ~”I am just glad this monster met a nice girl like you.”
Trayton ~”Why the fuck am I a monster now?”
Kenton ~”Because I just remembered what you did to the first nice girl I met.”
Trayton ~”No that was you.”
Kenton ~”I distinctly remember it being you.”
Ava ~ “Mom where they like this as boys as well?”
Mary ~”Sweety they were far worse.”
Next it’s Emma creeping up from behind.
Emma ~”Sorry to interrupt.”
Kenton ~”Oh honey you are definitely not interrupting.”
Emma ~”Then I will definitely have to try harder.”
Kenton ~”I have something getting harder that you can try.”
Trayton ~”Keep the fuck quiet, my damn ears are still hurting from yesterday.”
Ava ~ “What happened yesterday?”
Trayton ~”These two were verbally fucking each other.”
Kenton ~”I am just trying to convince her to drop that stupid boyfriend of hers.”
Mary ~”Oh then I can have two pretty daughters.”
Trayton ~”Mom!”
Kenton ~”Really?”
Back in the kitchen we break the news to Dom and Jo. After a round of stupid ass jokes, everyone finally calms down, but the bitchiness does not stop.
Kenton ~”Dominic how did an ugly fuck like you get such a nice girl like Emma?”
Dominic ~”An ugly fuck like you won’t even know what to do with a girl like this.”
Kenton ~”Maybe your shit face should treat her better before she dumps your ass and comes to me.”
Dominic ~”What the fuck are you on about?”
Kenton ~”I called her Emma not a fucking girl like THIS. It seems you have no fucking respect for her.”
Trayton ~”I am not even going to try and break up this shit, this is not my fucking problem. Baby girl let’s take a walk.”
I take Ava and us off to see where the fuck we are going to put all these people.
Ava ~ “What’s wrong baby?”
Trayton ~”I want to see where everyone is going to stay.”
Ava ~ “Mom must come back to her old room.”
Trayton ~”I am taking all this shit out of this room and putting a bed and stuff back in here.”
Ava ~ “But then Joseph does not have to move.”
Trayton ~”No baby we are making a room for Emma.”
Ava ~ “But she is with Dominic.”
Trayton ~”She said she wants this room.”
Ava ~ “So Joseph must still go then Kenton can take his room.”
Ava ~ “What about the poolhouse?”
Trayton ~”Baby I don’t really want Joseph around mom at all.”
Ava ~ “I kinda agree with you.”
Trayton ~”Good, I will tell him later at the club.”
Ava ~ “Why not now?”
Trayton ~”Baby it’s going to turn into a fight.”
Ava ~ “Like a punching fight?”
I just nod and we head back downstairs where we find only the girls and Kenton ~. Ava pulls Emma to the one side while I talk to Kenton ~.
Kenton ~”What’s wrong bro?”
Trayton ~”I want to kick Joseph out but I need back up, it might get ugly.”
Kenton ~”Trayton you can’t kick him out because of me, I can find a place to stay.”
Trayton ~”No it’s not because of you, it’s for mom.”
Kenton ~”What the fuck did the dickhead do to mom?”
Trayton ~”I don’t know and I hope for his fucking sake I don’t find out.”
Kenton ~”I fucking want to find out, his ass is dead.”
Trayton ~”We can find out at the club tonight.”
Kenton ~”What club?”
Trayton ~”My club.”
Kenton ~”You need to be a bit more specific than that.”
Trayton ~”I own a nightclub.”
Kenton ~”You are shitting me.”
Trayton ~”I bought it so I can see Ava.”
Kenton ~”Fuck you are pussy whipped.”
Trayton ~”I was there every night, I might as well owned it.”
Kenton ~”Is this where you were whoring yourself around.”
Trayton ~”Hey there are some really hot girls that go there and some of them will do just about anything.”
Kenton ~”I like the sound of that, not that I ever were the man whore type anyway.”
Trayton ~”Bullshit.”
Kenton ~”The girls always liked you more.”
Trayton ~”Bullshit again.”
Kenton ~”Okay they liked me more.”
Trayton ~”Now you sound more believable.”
His face turns serious.
Kenton ~”I have not been laid in seven years, I don’t even know how to use my cock anymore.”
Trayton ~”Well that is one I can’t help you with.”
Kenton ~”Where did you fuck these girls in any case?”
Trayton ~”Where did you use to fuck Joanne?”
Kenton ~”The school bathrooms.”
Trayton ~”And that is exactly where you will be going because you ain’t using my office.”
Kenton ~”Fuck you I will use your office.”
Trayton ~”We will see about that.”
Kenton ~”There is nothing to see, I will be using it.”
Trayton ~”I am not even going to argue with you.”
There used to be a time that he was always looking after me and he paid the ultimate price for it, I will do anything I can, for as long as I can, to make sure that I look after him now.
Trayton ~”We need to get you clothes that does not scream I just got out of prison.”
Kenton ~”What the fuck is wrong with my clothes?”
Trayton ~”They probably were in fashion seven years ago. How do you think you are going to get laid in that?”
Kenton ~”Emma does not mind.”
Trayton ~”Yes because shit like that does not bother her. And why the fuck do you care what Emma thinks?”
Kenton ~”Hey she is the first decent girl I have seen in years, I just like talking to her.”
Trayton ~”Yes you like talking dirty to her.”
Kenton ~”I can’t help she does it so well back.”
Trayton ~”Does she give you a hard-on?”
Kenton ~”Any damn girl will give me a hard-on right now except that Becca chick.”
Trayton ~”I fucking agree with you there, the woman makes my skin crawl.”
Kenton ~”Now I am officially off women until tonight.”
Trayton ~”Bullshit.”
Kenton ~”You really like the word bullshit.”
Trayton ~”And you like talking it.”
I look over to the kitchen and see a clearly very upset Ava. Everything goes blank and all I can see is red. I do not even let Kenton finish his sentence, I am up and rushing to the kitchen.
Trayton ~”Baby girl what is wrong?
Ava ~ “It’s Emma.”
Trayton ~”What is wrong with Emma?”
Ava ~ “She is crying?”
Trayton ~”Why is Emma crying?”
Ava ~ “I don’t know.”
Trayton ~”Where is she?”
Ava ~ “Outside.”
Trayton ~”Why are you not with her there?”
Ava ~ “We had a fight.”
This conversation is frustrating, I hate when she gives me damn three-word sentences. It’s like dragging a kid out of a candy shop.
Trayton ~”Baby girl what did you guys talk about before you had a fight?”
Ava ~ “Dominic.”
Trayton ~”Okay I will go talk to her.”
Kenton ~”It’s fine I will.”
Trayton ~”You sure you know what you are doing?”
Kenton ~”How damn difficult can it be?”
Trayton ~”You will soon find out.”
Half an hour later Emma and Kenton walk into the kitchen all smiling and laughing. Ava and I just stare at them, dumbstruck.
Trayton ~”What the fuck man.”
Ava ~ “How the fuck did you do that?”
Trayton ~”It takes us a day even two sometimes.”
Kenton ~”Do you really think I am going to tell you my secret?”
Emma ~”Oh we went in the poolhouse and fucked.”
The room goes dead quiet.
After a few seconds, she bursts out laughing.
Emma ~”Oh fuck your faces were classic.”
Kenton ~”You sure had them there for a few seconds.”
Trayton ~”You both are full of shit.”
Ava ~ “Emma if I did not love you so much, I would have punched you.”
Trayton ~”And you just get your ass to the car before I kick it.”
We leave the girls behind while we go shopping. I did not see Dominic and Joseph as I normally would, something is up, something is going on under my nose and I won’t be surprised if Joseph is behind it.
I phone Ava.
Ava ~ “Hey baby.”
Trayton ~”Baby where are Dominic and Joseph?”
Ava ~ “They upstairs in Dominic’s room.”
Trayton ~”Baby please take mom and Emma to go buy some linen for Emma’s room.”
Ava ~ “Baby we don’t know the colors yet.”
Trayton ~”Can’t you decide that at the store?”
Ava ~ “I guess we can.”
Trayton ~”Please can you go get because the bed and stuff will be delivered later this afternoon?”
Ava ~ “Okay baby.”
I drop the call.
Trayton ~”Something is up.”
Kenton ~”What do you mean?”
Trayton ~”Dominic and Joseph has been upstairs the whole day.”
Kenton ~”What makes you think something is up?”
Trayton ~”I just know there is.”
Trayton ~”We going back, I have asked the girls to get out of the house to go shopping.”
Kenton ~”Trayton what are you going to do?”
Trayton ~”I don’t know yet.”
Kenton ~”I don’t like the sound of this.”
Trayton ~”You don’t have to come with Kenton. I have no idea what is about to go down. All I know is I have three women to protect and if these asses are up to something, I want them out of my house.”
Kenton ~”You really think I am going to sit on the pavement while you get hammered?”
We get back to the house but I do not park my car where I normally would. That I have to sneak around my own fucking house makes me mad. I always knew it was a mistake to mix friendship and business. I don’t trust him and I want him out of my house. How, we are about to find out.
Kenton ~”Trayton I know you don’t think level headed when you this mad, please just don’t kill the man.”
Trayton ~”I can’t make you any promises.”
We walk into the house and Kent takes the gun that I hide behind the painting by the door.
Kenton ~”You are too predictable bro.”
Trayton ~”You sure you want to do that?”
Kenton ~”I am not just going to stand there if I get shot at.”
We walk into to the kitchen.
Trayton ~”What the fuck is going on here.”
Kenton ~”My fuck, this is so not what I wanted to walk into.”
Trayton ~”I want the two of you out of my fucking house.”
Trayton ~”Get the fuck out! Now!”
Kenton ~”I was damn right in not liking your fucking skanky ass.”
Trayton ~”I always knew you were just fucking trouble. And I swear if you don’t get your fat ass out my house, I will shoot you.”
Becca ~”For the record, I never liked your whoring ass either.”
Trayton ~”I am warning you Becca if you so much as wink at me the wrong way, you are dead.”
Kenton ~”I will fucking shoot you myself. Get the fuck out before I do it now.”
I watch as her fucking filthy ass gets dressed and leaves my house.
Trayton ~”As for you. Which part of your body do you value the most?”
Kenton ~”His cock obviously.”
Trayton ~”Do you think I should cut it off or just put a bullet into it?”
Kenton ~”I don’t want to see you holding the damn thing while you cut it. Just shoot him.”
Trayton ~”Maybe we should call mom back so that she can come see this.”
Joseph ~”Your stupid ass will not shoot me.”
Trayton ~”You think?”
BANG!
I put one straight into him.
Joseph ~”Aaahhh fuck. Are you damn crazy? That is my fucking foot.”
Kenton ~”So this must be the reason why my mom is looking like shit.”
Trayton ~”You a cheating sack of shit.”
Joseph ~”Your damn mother won’t do the things that Becca will.”
Kenton ~”Fuck you, you damn whore. You deserve shit like that Becca then.”
Joseph ~”This is so hilarious. Two mommy’s boys standing up for mommy.”
BANG!
Kent pops one into him just above his kneecap.
He drops to the floor.
Joseph ~”You both are FUCKING crazy.”
Trayton ~”I don’t take kindly to people insulting my mom.”
Kenton ~”Nor breaking her heart either.”
Joseph ~”I swear the two of you are dead.”
Trayton ~”You seem to forget whom you are talking to.”
Joseph ~”Oh yes the infamous Trayton DeCarlo.”
Trayton ~”And who the fuck are you?”
Kenton ~”Joseph who? I did not quite catch your last name. Who was the last person you dropped? Or wait, who was the first person you dropped. I think I heard you say zero.”
Joseph ~”And who did your fucking ex-con ass drop?”
Kenton ~”The two fucking cops that came to try and arrest my brother.”
Trayton ~”See we family look out for each other and right now things are not looking so good for you.”
Next thing there is a heavily armed Dominic behind us in the kitchen.
Dominic ~”What the fuck is this?”
Trayton ~”Stay out of it Dominic or are you a part of this?”
Dominic ~”A part of what?”
Kenton ~”His damn naked ass in the kitchen shot in the foot and leg?”
Trayton ~”Did you know this was going on?”
Dominic ~”What going on?”
Trayton ~”Him fucking Becca while he is with my mom?”
Dominic ~”No man. I promise you, I did not know.”
Kenton ~”Then get out the fucking kitchen then.”
Dominic ~”I am staying, I am tired of his fucking ass as well.”
We watch as the dumb fuck stands up again.
Trayton ~”What are we going to do with him Kenton?”
Dominic ~”Cut his cock off?”
Kenton ~”We already decided that is too gross.”
Trayton ~”Let me ask you this and I need to remind you that you have three guns pointing at your head.”
Trayton ~”Does my mom know?”
Joseph ~”Yes she walked in on us.”
BANG!!
Joseph ~”Fuck.”
Kenton ~”Sorry my finger slipped.”
Trayton ~”Next time let it slip a bit higher.”
He drops as a bullet drives into the soft flesh of his thigh.
Dominic ~”You two are fucking dangerous.”
Trayton ~”Maybe we should cut his tongue out.”
Kenton ~”That is not fun.”
Trayton ~”His ears?”
Kenton ~”His face is already ugly enough.”
Trayton ~”Fingers? Toes?”
Kenton ~”That is too boring.”
Trayton ~”I don’t think we should kill him though.”
Kenton ~”No he must suffer.”
Dominic ~”Just shoot him in his damn cock.”
Trayton ~”Do you want to do it?”
Kenton ~”You don’t have to ask me twice.”
BANG!
Joseph ~”You fucking idiot you missed.”
Kenton ~”Because someone fucking slapped me.”
We all turn around and see mom standing with her hands on her hips as furious as fuck.
Mary ~”I should have never given you boys toy guns to play with. What the fuck are you doing?”
Trayton ~”Trying to decide what to do with his cheating us.”
Kenton ~”No one wants to touch his filthy cock so we were going to shoot it.”
Mary ~”Just shoot the damn thing in the foot.”
Trayton ~”We already did.”
Mary ~”The leg.”
Trayton ~”We did.”
Mary ~”His kneecap.”
Trayton ~”Done that too.”
Mary ~”Just shoot the asshole in the cock then.”
Before Kenton can aim, I hear a bubbly Emma and Ava coming through the front door with what sounds like a bunch of store bags.
Trayton ~”Put your guns away.”
She comes up to me to give me a kiss but is soon distracted by a very naked asshole in the kitchen.
Ava ~ “Baby what is going on here?”
Emma ~”Yes, why is Joseph standing naked in the kitchen?”
Ava ~ “And why is he bleeding?”
Trayton ~”We caught him and Becca having sex in the kitchen.”
Ava ~ “But why is he bleeding?”
Kenton ~”Oh he fell of the kitchen counter.”
Trayton ~”And he was just leaving.”
Ava ~ “Well get the fuck out of here. And don’t get your damn blood on my carpets.”
She has that look on her face, that one she gets before she normally shits me out. This one does not look as angry but I think there is a definite possibility that I might get punched.
Ava ~ “You boys can take those guns out that you are hiding. I find it hard to believe that he fell off the counter into a bullet.”