The boys slept over, but they left early again. I find Sammy in the kitchen; she is in a total flat spin, “Hey, what is wrong?”
She ignores me and continues pacing up and down, “Sammy! Breath! What is wrong? Is there something wrong with tonight?”
“I wish there were. This is way more serious!”
“What is wrong?”
“He said the “L” word.”
“What? Who?”
“Johno!”
“What “L” word…Oh, that “L” word.”
“Yes, and I didn’t say it back. I just froze. It’s too early.”
“You guys have been together for a while now. If you did not say it back now, you would say it when you are ready.”
“Fuck!”
“Let us get ready; tonight is going to be epic. The boys don’t know where we are going, hey?”
“No idea at all!”
“I think I am going with red tonight.”
“Then I will do black.”
We pull up to the Strip Club Teazers.
Sammy turns to me just before we enter the club. “My sister and mom will be here in about an hour.”
We head to our table and greet the girls that already here. We order our drinks and sit at the table…I don’t know who is more excited… Sammy or me.
“OH MY GOD, Becca! Look over there!”
“OH MY GOD, Sammy! Look at that one!”
“Fuck me, that one is hot.”
“Fuck, he is hot. We can be glad the boys are not here.”
“They would kill us for drooling. Oh, here is my sister.”
Sammy’s sister comes walking up to us with a look that I cannot quite place, “Hey, Sis! Hey Becca! I am going to kill you, Sammy!”
“It’s was Becca’s idea.”
“No, it’s not!” I interrupt before Bev kills me.
“Why have you not brought me here before…I could have married a stripper.”
We all burst out laughing.
“Come on, ladies,” I show for Sammy and Bev to come to our tables, “A round of shots…these boys are raising my blood pressure.”
“Hey, behave,” Sammy points her finger at me. “Or I get Josh to spank that ass.”
Bev gets a wicked smile on her face and stares into the direction of one of the male strippers, “The things I would like to do to that boy over there…”
We have a round of shots at the bar and head for the table with the other girls are.
“Bev, sit your ass down!” I show for her to take a seat, “Girls, we are only having exotic drinks tonight…”
“Oh yes,” Bev excitedly says. “Let’s start with a slippery nipple.”
“Then my favorite… a blow job!” Sammy adds
“Oooh,” I chuckle to myself. “Then my favorite sex on the beach.”
And from completely nowhere, I hear Sammy’s mom speak, “And wrap it off with an orgasm.”
We all stare at Sammy’s mom, Letitia, and burst out laughing.
Suddenly there is a guy on the stage making an announcement. Some boys called TheChippendales are having a show next…The entire club goes absolutely crazy.
The lights dim, and music starts…you can see the silhouette of five men appear on the stage. The stage light up…
“Fuck,” I watch as Sammy’s jaw drops. “They are yummy.”
“Hey! I slap her against her arm, “Johno will spank that ass!”
They each grind their bodies against a dance pole…You can see their muscles bulging through their silky shirts…They gently loosen button by button…And with one swift movement, their shirts are on the floor…Their sculpted bodies shining in the stage lights…
One of the other girls at the table can barely mumble, “I think I am going to faint!”
Then they move off the stage and head to our table.
“OH MY GOD!” Sammy blurts out as she is almost turning red.
“FUCK!” That is the only thing I can utter as the youngest of them move towards me…he lifts me off my chair and gently rubs his body against mine…I look over to Sammy, and there is one grinding in her lab…they both pull back…and in one quick motion, their pants are on the floor…they take our hands and place it on their naked ass…
“Fuck, Becca,” Sammy says somewhat nervously. “Are you allowed to do that!”
“OH MY GOD,” I cry out, nervous. What do I do with my hands!”
Taking Bev’s hand, she is led to the stage where she is placed in a chair. The lights dim again.
Out steps two men…They are shirtless and have a hat on to disguise their faces…
“Fuck those bodies are hot!”
They make their way to Bev…she stands, and they start to rub their bodies against her…one takes her hands to his muscular chest and lowers it to the lining of his pants…the other moves his hands down her body…
“OH MY GOD,” Sammy says as she is starting to get all flustered. “I think I am in love.”
I see them whisper something in Bev’s ear. Bev and both men stand with their backs to the table…They whip their pants off only to reveal their complete nakedness …As they turn around…Bev holds the hats to cover the juiciest parts…
“Johno!” Sammy’s voice echoes over the music.
But she is not alone for next, “Josh!”
In a collective voice, you can hear Johno and Josh utter only one word, “fuck”
We just found out that Johno and Josh are strippers! Or what did they call themselves? Chippendales!
“What the fuck, Becca?”
“What the fuck, Sammy?”
Next, it is Bev that interrupts. “Girls, I think my panties are wet. Those two boys! The one’s muscles are so tight; I just wish he’d let me go further down. The other’s hands are so soft and sweet, yet so rough and hungry. I would not mind having those two boys all over me, driving me to ecstasy. I can only imagine what they can do with what they were hiding underneath those hats.”
“SHUT UP!” Sammy snaps at Bev.
“URGH!” I, too, snap back.
“I need a drink; are you coming, Becca?”
“Bartender,” I try to get his attention. “Six tequilas, please.”
“And six JDs, please,” Sammy adds.
The bartender looks at us, confused, “Are you sure about that?”
“Do I look sure?” I ask.
Once the bartender brings the drinks, Sammy turns to me, “What should we toast to?”
I am first to go, “I bet you that Johno nearly had your sister’s hands down his pants!”
We throwback all three JDs each.
Next is Sammy, “I bet you that Josh had his hands on my sister’s ass!”
We throw back all three tequilas each.
“Six Bacardi, please.” Sammy orders another road.
I look at her in total disgust, “Do you think it is even their real names!”
We throw back three Bacardi each.
I watch as the bartender’s eyes grow wide as I order the next round, “Six vodkas, please.”
But then Sammy shocks me, “Do you have any idea how many women they touch each day!”
We throw back three vodkas each.
I cringe at the thought, then I add, “How many of these women have they slept with.”
Sammy throws her hands in the air, “I nearly told the lying shit that I love him!”
“Urgh!”
We are both startled by voices behind us.
“Hey, pumpkin.” I hear Josh’s voice coming from behind.
And then there is Johno too, “Sammy babe.”
“Oh no,” Sammy pushes him away, “You don’t, babe me!”
“And you,” I turn to Josh, “I have told you before I am not your pumpkin!”
Sammy turns her back on Johno and orders a next round, “Bartender six tequilas!”
“And six JDs!”
Johno steps closer to Sammy again, “Girls, please stop.”
But we only ignore them; I take Sammy by the arm, “Come, Sammy, I can smell a man whore!”
As Sammy follows me behind, she turns to the bartender, “Bartender, please have them shooters taken to our table.”
The girls are having a full-blown party when we get back…some of the male strippers have joined the table, and the girls are all drooling.
“Where have you guys been?” Bev asks. “You guys look pretty trashed.”
“Ah,” Sammy waves her off, “Just a little boy trouble.”
“Urgh!” I shake my head at her. “More than a little!”
I can sense that there is someone behind me. I can feel his hot breath linger on my neck, and when he speaks, I know it is him
“What did I say I am going to do to you the next time you do that?”
“And what have I told you about creeping up on people!”
And of course, Bev has something to say, “Oh, honey, you can come creeping up on my lap.”
I look at Sammy, and we throw back our shots.
“Go scoot on over there, Josh.”
“Sugar,” One of the strippers comes walking up to the table. “I will come to keep your sweet ass company; that boy there is taken.”
“Well,” She moves up and makes space for him. “What a lucky lady she is.”
I roll my eyes at him
“Of course, he is taken by every damn girl in this club.”
Bev looks at me puzzled, “You seem to know each other. Have you and Sammy been here before?”
The stripper sitting on Bev’s lap whispers something into her ear
“Wait,” her face lights up. “Becca. Is handsome over there your boyfriend?”
“Ex!”
Sammy burst out laughing. “See you at the bar Becca.
The last thing I remember is being scooped up into someone’s arms and led outside the club’s doors.
I wake up the next morning with a pounding headache…OH MY GOD, how much did I drink last night…Then everything hits me, and I wish we never finished that last bottle of wine the day before
There is a note on my bedside table. It is from Josh.
“Pumpkin, I am truly sorry that you had to find out about it this way. I hope I can explain to you why I have choosen this life. I am afraid that you would not understand. I care for you deeply. I don’t know how to fix this, but I am going to find away. I beg you not to give up on me. I have made a pot of coffee, and there is painkillers next to you on the table. Love Josh.”
What, does he think a pot of coffee is going to make this better…he is no better than Matt!
Sammy is in the kitchen when I get downstairs.
“Morning, babe.”
“Hey, Sammy.”
“Did you also get a sorry-ass note?”
“Yup, he cannot even spell!”
“What are we going to do?”
“I don’t know. What did your note say?”
“Blah blah blah. I am so sorry.”
“Guess there go our dates for the wedding.”
“I always have the best man.”
We burst out laughing.
“At least my parents will be there. I won’t feel completely alone.”
“I still can’t believe that my mother invited the Stephans. I swear she is still trying to hook me with the son, who, by the way, has not been seen for years.”
“After my very short-lived relationship with Josh, I think I am officially staying single. We must go dress shopping after my shift tomorrow.”
“Great! What time does our shift start?”
“Huh?”
“It means I will see you at work tomorrow.”