CHAPTER 14 THE KING OF TEASING

Book:My Sassy Boss Published:2024-5-1

Sunny’s POV
“HAHAHAHAHA! Really?! Damon did that?! Oh my God! Hahaha!” I’ve been laughing here in the living room with Damon’s parents since the time that we’re done eating our dinner. I’ve been telling them lies about their son, actually stupid lies that I just made up to say something funny about him. “Y-Yes he did that! Hahahaha!”
Mr. Furlord’s face was already turning red because of laughing too much. I never imagine that that rude arrogant guy would have such joyful and kind parents like them. Now I wonder where did he get his attitude. “Sunny, I have something to ask you.” Mrs. Furlord suddenly leaned closer to me, “Did you and my son already kissed?”
I almost puked when she asked that to me but I just pretended to smile. It’s my time to shine, I can at least say bad things about him to have my revenge on that arrogant gay. Poor you, Damon Furlord, Sunny Peruvian is much powerful than you! Hahahaha!
“Mrs. Furlord…”
“Just call me mommy.”
“M-Mommy. Damon is not that good at kissing.”
Her eyes widened, “R-Really? He’s not good at kissing? I can’t believe that, how did you say so?”
“Well, I don’t know but whenever he kisses me, he just presses his lips onto mine and that’s it. It doesn’t even take longer than twenty seconds, I guess. Maybe he just doesn’t like kissing. Sometimes I even think that he’s gay.” I almost laughed after saying that.
Damon’s mother was really surprised, I can already see her face turning red too, “T-That can’t be, sweetheart. I’m truly sorry for experiencing those things but I cannot just accept that my son is gay when he already had slept with so many women in the past.”
“R-Really? I didn’t know that.” I said, holding back my laughter.
“Damon honey, come here!” she suddenly yelled, looking so pissed. Oh my God, this is it. He’s gonna get some scolding from his mom. I should have my escape now. I quickly stood up, “Er… m-mommy, can I sleep now? A-Actually, I still have classes early in the morning tomorrow.”
“Okay, sweetheart. Just let the maids guide you to your room, I will just talk to your boyfriend.”
“O-Okay, good night!”
“Good Night, sweetheart!”
I just waved then I finally started walking with one of the maids. I even walked past Damon who’s having his brows furrowed while going to the kitchen. “Good Night, my sweet boyfriend!”
He just frowned at me. Oh, what a gay. I hope you get smacked by your mom. I dialed Mira’s number as I slumped on the bed. This room looks elegant, with the crystal chandelier hanging on the ceiling and the peach-colored wallpaper. “Hello?”
“Hey sissy, what’s up?”
“I just want you to tell mom and dad that I’m going to sleep here at Damon’s house. Tell them that if they don’t want me to stay here, just tell me and I’ll give them the address.”
“No, Sunny. You stay there, Damon is a decent man, don’t worry. And by the way, dad just said that it’s okay as long as you two stay protected. No early pregnancy, please. Bye, I love you Sunsun!” She cooed then hanged up the phone.
“What pregnant-hey! I’m not even going to stay in the same room with that airhead!” I yelled but my beloved sister already hangs up the phone.
Look at that. Look at the family I have, how can they let their youngest daughter stay inside her boyfriend’s house? Sometimes I really doubt if I’m their real child.
I put my phone above the side table and was getting ready to have my beauty sleep when the door went open, causing me to open my eyes in annoyance. “W-What are you doing here?!” I asked Damon who suddenly stepped inside the room with furrowed brows.
“Hey, what did you say to my parents, huh?!”
“W-What are you saying?” I sat up on the bed, covering my body with the blanket. “I just told them that I’m your girlfriend and that you’re so sweet.”
He laughed sarcastically as he closed the door behind him.
“H-Hey! Why did you close the door?! What are you planning to do?!”
“You told her that I’m a lame kisser, right?”
My eyes widened, “I-I didn’t tell her anything like that… I didn’t… I promise! S-Stop going near me!” I yelled, finally standing up on the bed while threatening to throw the pillow that I was holding at him. “How can you say that when you don’t even know yet how I kiss a woman?”
“I-I didn’t say that… H-Hey Ahh!!” he suddenly grabbed my legs and made me lay down on the bed again then he moved closer, placing himself on top of me. “Do you know how many girls have told me how such a good kisser I am?”
“L-Let go of me, Damon. I-I swear I’m going to kick your precious balls if you ever try doing something immoral to me!” I threatened him with my shaking voice. But the maniac didn’t even bother, he moved even closer, staring straight in my eyes, “Whenever I kiss a girl, I love biting their lower lip, sucking their tongue, play with it, and drive them crazy.”
I gulped as I saw him licked his lips while seductively staring at me. My heart was beating so fast. Oh my God, am I going to finally have my first kiss with this handsome man? No, I want Henry to be my first kiss, not this maniac…
He moved his face closer and closer until we’re just an inch away from each other. Maybe this is really my fate, I think I’ll just accept it. I’m so sorry, Henry!!
I shut my eyes tight as I pouted my lips, ready to accept his kiss. My first kiss, I’ll finally know how it feels like when someone kisses you, finally…. I will finally know–
“HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!”
All of my thoughts suddenly disappeared when I suddenly heard someone laughing. I opened my eyes and there, the demonic maniac, laughing his lungs out while his hands on his tummy. “Look at you, hahaha! Do you really think I would actually kiss you?! Hahaha!”
I felt my cheeks burned, I quickly sat up and glared at him. “Y-You maniac! H-How dare you to do that to me?! Get out of here!”
“If only you could see your face a while ago, you were even pouting as if you’re surrendering yourself to me, hahaha!”
“I-I said get the hell out of here!” I yelled then I threw the biggest pillow at him.
“H-Hey! How dare you throw that pillow at me! Fine, I will go now! Just don’t you dare tell lies to my parents again or else you’re really dead!”
“Whatever, you maniac!”